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All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?
2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?
3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?
4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.
5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

First thing? Of course a beer. And not only for me. For you too. Don't worry, Steve :))

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

I just withdraw myself. It almost always help.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

I just stay in bed. No matter if I'm in clothes or not. I always try to drink heavily only when I'm sure I will have time for fighting against forthcoming hangover.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

Then I would see myself in mirror and in details. After that I would start to learn sth about women sexuality by playing with my new body. And I would try to figure my new style of thinking out. I'd like to figure out why I could want chattering with female friends and shopping. I think one week would suffice for that all things to do...

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

Jackson will visit me???? I have to call police. Stop to paedophiles!!!!
Hilton will visit me too? Hmmm, I hope I will survive female chattering and she will be later more attractive for me.

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

Coca-Cola, but the first real thing - new car ;]

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

why would I put off anyone?

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

don't have to deal with that...

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I would probably do what Tomasz said but also I would stop thinking and go to some gym and stuff to womans bath etc. ;]

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I don't care :)
I have them both on youtube ;)

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

100 million more lottery tickets. I'm greedy.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Icy stares

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Coffee, Mars Bars, water.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

What do you think I'd try, Sweetie? Seriously, it'd be good to see if people open doors for me.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I'd get some nice cakes for Michael, and some champagne for Paris. Could be fun. I'd need to buy plenty because I ran out of chocolate chip cookies when Osama Bin Laden and Jozef Fritzl popped round yesterday.Jon M. edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 00:42

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

I would give each Anglosphere member 100 euros...that's right, 100 just for being you. Because THAT'S just what kind of a guy I am. :)

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

just be myself :)

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Never had ETOH poisoning, sorry to say.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

L'Instant by Guerlain.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

Not care.

EDIT 75 :)Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 00:56

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Steve Jones:
1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

The very first thing? It's difficult, as I'm relatively happy with what I have. Probably a small apartment in Monaco.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

"Oh no, I must go! I think I've forgotten to switch off my aquarium heater!"
or the second option: "Are you also a Reinhard Heydrich fan?"

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

I commence my day in an active manner, I eat something and visit my customers. Alternative: hair of the dog.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

Go to the club and strut my stuff. Check out all those multiple orgasms. I wouldn't even try to drive the car, I love it too much to destroy it.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

As a "warsiaski cwaniaczek", I would dupe them into buying the Palace of Culture for $5bn.

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1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

I organize a big party for my firends, I buy a veeeeeery nice car and park next to my boss' car, and finally I buy a house in Tuscany & move there straightaway ;)

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

I don't really want to do this.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

I've never had this problem.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I'd go to a pub with my brother and his male friends cause I'm curious what they are talking about when there's no female around ;)))

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I don't care. I'd have nothing to talk to them about, so why should I waste my time.

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

A nice fast car!

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Not wash for a month or two and talk constantly about Celine Dion. For good measure, I'd also talk non stop about how much money I have and the expensive things I'd bought recently.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

I preempt it by drinking a mug of English tea and a glass of Alka Seltzer before going to bed

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I'd head off to the nearest lingerie shop.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I'd wangle it so that they ended up in bed togetherSteve Jones edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 08:05

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

What do I buy? Freedom of NOT having to work ever again.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Ignore them.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Haven't had a hangover in a while. Never had alcohol poisoning. For what I can remember from my last hangover drinking lots of lemon tea helped. Also eating pudding and/or bananas is an option. In the worst case scenario they taste the same on their way up.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

"I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself"

A line from "I touch myself" by Divinyls.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

Exsqueeze me, but who are they? ;)

I show the same amount of hospitality I'd show to any other person.Jarek A. edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 08:02

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Steve Jones:
1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

Good health insurance. A clever fund for my son's education.
(I'm boring)
A cottage in Andalusia or Castilla y Leon, and a big Chevy to bring in the guests who'd be coming to stay at my lovely country/seaside (depending on location) hotel. I'd have my siestas, my cats, and cook in my big kitchen full of shiny copper pots and pans. And have tapas y jerez in the evenings.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Love them. That works wonders.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

I haven't had a hangover in years, but I remember drinking lots of water helped, and a long shower and a walk. We used to drink coffee with lots of chocolate milk, too.
The first thing to do in the morning though was to open the windows and dig out the oj we'd stashed in the cupboard the night before.
I miss college.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

How strong the urge to leave the toilet seat up is.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

The only thing that comes to mind is a scene from "Notting Hill"...

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Tomasz Bieniecki:

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

My mortgage :)

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Tell them to fuck off

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Sleeping is the best cure for me

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

How easy women are. Just a quick flirt.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

Well, I don’t really care for Paris Hilton. With Jackson though I would like to talk and find out how come he became insane.

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Steve Jones:
All the way from London, questions courtesy of Tomasz Bieniecki!

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

My very own flat outside of Warsaw.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Start telling them absolute truth.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

I do not have to, when I drink I always do it in a moderate way.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

My level of curiosity is not so high in this area that I exactly know now what the new things would be.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I behave in the same fasion as with other guests, the fact that they are famous does not make them special to me.

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Katarzyna B.:

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Start telling them absolute truth.

hahahah! K., that's a good one! :)

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Steve Jones:

1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

Alcohol to celebrate, then probably a nice fast car first, then I would build a nice big house, then a nice yacht, then a motorbike, then another house someplace warm and many many more of nice toys :)

But, I would definitely give some of it to charity or maybe even open some kind of foundation myself.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

By being nasty or very very abstract or stupid. I would embarrass them a lot as well with my behaviour. Fortunately I don't have to be like that very often.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Eat a huge, greasy breakfast first (pizza works wonders for hangover, or chicken soup for poisoning), then sleep, sleep, sleep, and then wake up and watch some movies, lay with my cats purring and just relax. Aspirin also helps :)

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I would be drinking a lot and then peeing standing whole week as often as possible :)

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I would move out.Malgorzata F. edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 12:53

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1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

WOW. A two-week holiday to chill out and get away from the hype of mass media.
Make sure my parents don't have to work.

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Nothing. Really. They seem to know when to keep off.

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Not much experience, lots of water and easy on myself.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I already have 2 brothers. I'd try the simple way of communication.
And I'd charge three times more for my work.

Thank God I'm a woman!

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I think I'd like to meet them and have some quality time.
Then I'd have an opinion of my own, not based on tabloids.

MJ's life story seems very interesting, especially in the context of his family.
I'd like to do some kind of business with Paris and maybe get some discounts from her fashion designers.

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1. a ZTM bus ticket - I use only single fares lately, so I could come back home and tell my parents :)

2. It's my natural beauty. I'd rather have to think what to do to keep them close ;)

3. Acidum Ascorbinum in tons, sourkraut soup and a hot and cold shower.

4. Have sex with a woman. Then I'd enjoy wearing baggy jeans and polo sweaters. Not having to dry my hair in the morning and I'd use my phisical strength to try out new sports :) :)

5. I'd try having them. If they started acting pushy and poshy - they'd be in trouble. I'm tolerant and open, but there are limits and these two are ... specific. Besides, I bet my dog wouldn't like Paris' chihuahuas and MJ's falling off nose ;)

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1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

A deserted island where I could live together with my family until the day I die, what's more where I shouldn't pay taxes any more ;)

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

Usually I tell them that: Sorry but I am in a hurry!!! But sometimes when I shall not be rude while someone's talking to me and I am dreaming about when he finally may disappear. I stop looking in his eyes, trying to find some job to do and by this nonverbal cue my wonderful conversational partner knows that: "That's the end of his adventure";)

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Right before the party, I have to eat pretty huge spoon of honey ;) and It actually works!!

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I hope that such day won't come!!! As It might be a bit hard for me, as I am so happy about my sex/gender.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I wouldn't care about that, what's more I would:" Fart or just reflex expels intestinal gases through the anus in their general direction" :)

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hihihi:)

1. You have won National Lottery jackpot of L100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

Hmm...let me put it this way "Gdyby tylko Bóg dał mi jakiś jasny znak! Na przykład złożył solidny depozyt w szwajcarskim banku na moje nazwisko." - Woody Allen

I guess I would even start to be more religious:) why not:)

For sure skip classes, for sure skip life, for sure going to live, hitch hike and trevel for a while. Than for sure come back to boring, known reality and find it as always - really beautiful:)

2. What would you do to put other people off yourself?

I wouldn't have to do that, I hope.. But if ...let me write following screen play. Main character - lottery winner - is going to marry necessarily reach, noble, wise, known and greedy - person. Doing that with prenup and respect, to make things clear for each side:) Than she is telling people that the Scrooge husband is an ACTUAL winner. This way let all - relatives or strangers - play their piece ...nod and commend this, more less that way I guess
- hmm:( zobaczcie jaki szczęściarz:( znowu mu się udało:( to najlepszy dowód na to, że pieniądz lubi pieniądz:(

Than I would share my prize with few people I really care and I used to share normally without winning.

3. How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

The best way is to unleash hell. And ask "HIM" straight how does he dare to bother us? Not to give up!!! Never!!! and try to act Mr fucking serious "sober breath"!!!

4. One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

I'm sure it couldn't be such interesing like to EXPERIENCE "oposite sex" and find it totaly enigmatic and deal with it. I'm affraid changes would ruin the climax of mistery.

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

Boooooooring:( ...lock the door...going out...sorry. If I can ask, be so kind and arrange me special pivate meeting with person I've mentioned just below. For sure I'll stay at home and invite you too:)





We could eventually listen the Jacksons 5 tribute to Michael Jackson. Get all drunk and sing "hit the road" to Paris Hilton. I'm the first lady in my house.

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- stanisław jerzy lecSydonia K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 12:54

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1.You have won National Lottery jackpot of £100m. What is the first thing you buy after you have cashed in?

After I have cashed in... ok.
New shoes.
I've lately realized I don't have proper shoes for autumn. Summer shoes are not protective enough and winter shoes are too much. I have to make shopping, so probably first thing I buy would be shoes for autumn.
Simple, isn't it? ;)

2.What would you do to put other people off yourself?

I wouldn't do anything special to put people off. I mean, I'd tell them that I'm not interested (for the ones who are new to my life), or I'm tired of the current situation / or unhappy (for the ones that are already in my life).

3.How do you deal with hangover and alcohol poison?

Actually I don't know how to deal with it. I think I've never been drunk. But if you say I have a crazy headache, I usually know what to do, if I have the energy to move out of the bed.
And that is: boil slices of lemon together with dried and crushed mint in water and drink it.

4.One day you wake up and find yourself of opposite sex. What would be the new things you were curious to try knowing that the change is just for a week.

Let me try to imagine. Seriously.
...
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...
...
Believe me, I tried hard. But no idea. I think I know too many things about women.
(A week is too short to "sample" the feeling of giving birth to child, isn't it?)

5.Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton are to visit you next week. What do you do? Are you the one who shows hospitality or you do not care?

I'm the greatest host that you could ever imagine.
In case of Michael J. Jackson and Paris Hilton... I think I'd try to entertain them both and try to show how a guy like me lives. Would try to give them an insight on how do they appear from my point of view.ilter K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 03.10.08 o godzinie 13:35