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1. The idiot test.

Easier, and at the same time more difficult, than you might imagine.

How long will it take you to complete?
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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10 seconds?
Jon M.

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That quiz is painful.

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That test was good, felt almost like laying on Dr. Siegmund Yambrick's couch.

In his office I mean.

Fully clothed I mean.

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Boxers only, please :)

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I think I need a doctor ;)))
Ilter K.

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With the new profile of photo of yours (your photography fanzine friend again, right?), I wonder, what kind of a doctor you fantasize... hehe :)

But I believe Joj can fulfill it virtually anyway... :)ilter K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 27.05.08 o godzinie 19:08

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Yeah, Ilter, it was my friend... imagine how many photos do I have now, since she spend 4 days with me ;))

And that doctor... I think I need a dentist ;)))
Ilter K.

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Say "Aaa".

(To Joj :)

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warren whitmore:
1. The idiot test.

Easier, and at the same time more difficult, than you might imagine.

How long will it take you to complete?
What Jon Said. It is painful. It is also a good exercise. I would use it as part of a treatment plan in a high level cognitive retraining program aimed at concentration, attention, some reasoning skills, and following multi-step commands. I would lose the insults...or else get ready for flying chairs.:)

It's a good exercise.Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 28.05.08 o godzinie 04:45

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ilter K.:
Say "Aaa".

(To Joj :)
I don't know too much about dentistry. I'm just an old Shaman. Keyword: OLD ;)
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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If you're old enough, you MUST know at least something about dentistry.

PS. Okay, I'm OT and not funny. Ok! Ok!ilter K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 28.05.08 o godzinie 07:34

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Oh, you're funny...you make ME smile anyway :)

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Haha, me too ;)))

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maybe it's already been linked, if so, sorry!

Web Economy Bullshit Generator:
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This one definitely hasn't been linked or posted yet.
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Are you an aardvark?

Take our quiz to discover the truth about yourself.

(1) What is your idea of a nourishing meal?

(a) roast beef and Yorkshire pudding
(b) bigos
(c) ants and termites

(2) When do you normally sleep?

(a) from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m.
(b) from 12 p.m. to 8 a.m.
(c) during daylight

(3) Where do you live?

(a) in a house
(b) in a flat
(c) in a hole in the ground you excavated with your own hands

(4) Which of the following do you find the most sexually attractive?

(a) a long-legged blonde with large breasts
(b) a tall, dark and handsome Englishman
(c) a quadruped with a long snout, four toes and large sticky-out ears

(5) Which is your favouite vegetable?

(a) the potato
(b) the carrot
(c) the aardvark cucumber

(6) What is the first thing you do on waking?

(a) drink coffee
(b) have a shower
(c) stand on your hind legs sniffing the air for the scent of lions and hyenas

(7) What is your idea of a good night out?

(a) dancing at a techno-disco
(b) a romantic meal at a French restaurant
(c) roaming the African savaanah in search of ant hills and termite mounds

(8) If attacked by hooligans how would you react?

(a) run away
(b) defend yourself using martial arts
(c) lie on your back and try to scratch your attacker with your toe and finger nails

(9) At what age did you first start taking a serious interest in the opposite sex?

(a) 14
(b) 16
(c) 2

(10) How often do you visit the dentist?

(a) every six months
(b) every two years
(c) never as your teeth are continuously growing

Answers:

Mainly (a) and (b) you are probably not an aardvark
Mainly (c) you may be an aardvark
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Sincerely yours,
Regards.
Jarek A.
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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I am not an aawdvark, and I am so sorry.
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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I can't even write the word properly.

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There's still hope for you. For everyone.
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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I is too old for being aardark.

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