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PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE: Keep some order to things here :) I know everyone wants to answer the most difficult ones :D

Found this on Zabawa and thought it could be fun. Simply ask a question like the ones you used to ask when you were kids (or the ones that your own children keep torturing you with), and wait for someone to answer and post theirs. All answers are acceptable - the wittier the better!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?Tatiana S. edytował(a) ten post dnia 13.11.08 o godzinie 12:44
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Because a tail can't wag the dog.

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What's with ZZ Top's facial hair?
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Cos it's not possible the other way around.
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Why is the sky blue?

EDIT. dammit, Raf beat me to it again. All yers R.Jarek A. edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.11.08 o godzinie 21:42
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Jarek A.:

Why is the sky blue?

Because if it was green, it would look horrible at sunset. Eeew.
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Where does rain come from?
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God flushing the toilet

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Where the wild things are?
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At your Grandmas gynaecological exam.

Why do giraffes have long necks?Benjamin Horler edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.11.08 o godzinie 23:00
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Because their feet stink
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Why are people mean to each other?
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Marta Głowacka

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Joj Y.:
Because their feet stink
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Why are people mean to each other?


Cause at the end of the day someone always gets a bigger sausage...
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Why are fingers longer than toes?
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Because they fucking are-and enough of your why this why that crap you little shit.

why do people go to work?

marta you got ahead of me but too lazy to changeBenjamin Horler edytował(a) ten post dnia 13.11.08 o godzinie 09:16
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Marta Głowacka:
Why are fingers longer than toes?

because its easier to pick the cheese from between your toes.

why do babies cry?
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Benjamin Horler:

why do babies cry?

Cause their tears make their ears grow.
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Where did all the anvils go?
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Marta Głowacka:

Where did all the anvils go?

They put four wheels and a steering wheel on them and they are now known under the brand name skoda,lada or Maluch.

Why do people die?
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Joj Y.:
Because their feet stink

why are trees bigger than flowers?
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Marta Głowacka:

why are trees bigger than flowers?

So tree huggers have more to hug,plus bouquets of trees would look ridiculous and Interflora would never agree to it.

Why is no one else playing this game?
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Benjamin Horler:
Marta Głowacka:

why are trees bigger than flowers?

So tree huggers have more to hug,plus bouquets of trees would look ridiculous and Interflora would never agree to it.

Why is no one else playing this game?

Cause they're all busy hugging trees and learning ikebana?
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How come water is transparent and lakes are blue?
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Don't you have any bigger problems?
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How come hair on your head starts growing sometimes even before you are born, and facial hair waits some odd 15 years ?
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Go and ask your other mother, I don't have time for this
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Where does poo go to?
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Marta Głowacka:
Where does poo go to?

To the testing departments of Nappy manufacturers ie Huggies Pampers

Do easter bunnies lay eggs?
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Benjamin Horler:

Do easter bunnies lay eggs?

Only those colourful ones.
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Where do the children come from?
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Aleksandra P.:
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Where do the children come from?

Depending on the region, they are brought by storks, or found in cabbage.
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Why don't girls have wee-wees?Tatiana S. edytował(a) ten post dnia 13.11.08 o godzinie 12:22
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