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Then of course there's the old cartoon, 'Captain Pugwash', featuring 'Master Bates' and Seaman Staines':

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7XIIO-fyUEw
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I was at the poker table the other day and it was my turn with the deck of cards, so I gave it a good old mix. The other players were astonished with my manual dexterity.

Has any one else amazed anyone with a five-knuckle shuffle?
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Keith Byrne:
During my confirmation, the bishop gave me the wrong confirmation name, so I started hitting him hard. Has anybody else bashed the bishop in church?

God's great gift to us.
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I used to work in an office where the office messenger-boy had an eyepatch. Occasionally I would help his skin problem by applying lotion with a soft cloth. Management deemed our relationship not befitting a work environment.

Who else has been fired for polishing the one-eyed gopher at work?
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My wife was watching some soppy romantic film last night, which bored me to tears. She didn't even watch it to the end, but went out to meet friends. As soon as she went out, I grabbed the remote control and hit the "off" button with an almighty "Whack".

Have you ever whacked off as soon as your wife left?

(with thanks to Dave and Sylwia, for teaching me!)
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Oh, I'm coming to the conclusion this would be a wrong choice of words in this male-dominated thread. So instead:


Obrazek


and


Obrazek
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A Mormon guide to masturbation prevention:

http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to youwarren whitmore edytował(a) ten post dnia 30.07.08 o godzinie 19:20
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Oleg Holuczenko

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I guess it is kind of 'outkast' topic - about nothing
I even don't imagine mormons in that way :)))) Maybe it is from russian joking saying: A healthy onanism - enstrengtens the organism! :))
It is the personal topic. I never thought in my head about sucha things :P
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