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Temat: Repenting for guilty secrets
Saw this on a different forum.Sorry if this is old and isn't considered funny ;)
My fine was only 171. Rebellious as I am I've decided to increase it by 50% by the end of the year.
What did the rest of you get?
Sex Fines...
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- £1
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
Had sex with someone over 10 years older than you -- £20
Had sex with someone under 10 years your age -- £25
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Drug Fines...
Smoke more than 20 cigs a day -- £5
Drink more than 4 days a week -- £10
Smoked pot -- £10
Taken ecstasy -- £5
Done something in return for coke -- £50
Sold illegal drugs -- £100
Rock 'n' Roll Fines...
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Vandalized something -- £20
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Ever drive drunk -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Stole something -- £10
Made a sexy home video -- £15
Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds -- £20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £1
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Lied to your mate -- £5Steven H. edytował(a) ten post dnia 27.02.08 o godzinie 16:51
