Mateusz G.

Mateusz G.
www.psychoterapiawgd
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Temat: Psychotherapy in Gdynia

I'm a psychologist and a psychotherapist during certification process. In June 2007 I graduted from University of Gdańsk with a master's degree in psychology. I'm studying to be a psychotherapist in the Institute of Gestalt Therapy in Cracow. The Institute is a member of EAP (European Association for Psychotherapy), EAGT (European Association for Gestalt Therapy) and FORGE (International Federation of Gestalt Training Organization). I'm under constant supervision in order to maintain the highest standards of my work. I have several years of experience in psychotherapeutic practice with adults and teenagers gained in educational and public health institutions. I also conduct trainings for adults as well as children and youth. Moreover, I am an experienced English teacher with a Ceritificate of Proficiency in English.

Offer:

I offer psychological help and individual psychotherapy for adults and teenagers (over 14 years old) in:
- depression and self-aggresive beahaviour
- culture shock, feeling of alienation, problems in adapting to living in a different country
- neurosis and anxiety disorders
- addiction and substance abuse
- eating disorders (anorexia, bulimia)
- dissatisfaction with one's life
- acting-out beahaviour or overwhelming emotions
- stress, fatigue
- feeling of overdependence from others
- psychosomatization, obesity and overweight
- difficulties in making and sustaining satisfactory relationship
- support for LGBTQ persons with full acceptance and tolerance
- finding a solution for temporary or long-lasting crisis
- personal development
- other psychological difficulties

For more information, please visit: http://psychoterapiawgdyni.pl/PsychotherapyinEnglish.htmMateusz G. edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.10.11 o godzinie 10:27
Bernd Schreckenberg

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Nobody here can be cured. Better post your ad elsewhere and IF you decide to do so, you might want to use the specially assigned "ad"-thread, like this one:

http://www.goldenline.pl/forum/496846/ogloszenia-szuka...Bernd Schreckenberg edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.10.11 o godzinie 23:30

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Alternatively, M., you could make a temat for the purpose of discussion. I don't think this is the type of group that would give a rat's ass about each other's degrees, acronyms, and WTF a trade society does, but I'll bet you could write a world-class Five For Friday. :)

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Bernd and I offer sexual therapy courses.


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Clare Short edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.10.11 o godzinie 22:45
Bernd Schreckenberg

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And as you may be able to gather from the photographic display, it works every time!Bernd Schreckenberg edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.10.11 o godzinie 23:30

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Bernd Schreckenberg:
And as you may be able to gather from the photographic display, it works every time!

Bernd (front) appears radiantly happy.

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And Bernd has now conceived.


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"Radiantly Happy" comes with a much different facial expression than that. It seems like there could be a weapon pressed against Bernd's back, plus some help in holding up that ring.
_____

With all due respect, what is gestalt to an individual who's suffering psychic pain, i.e., does the person say to himself "I have to find relief from this pain...better get some gestalt." Yep. "Time to get some gestalt."Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 15.10.11 o godzinie 01:35
Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

Temat: Psychotherapy in Gdynia

Joj Y.:
It seems like there could be a weapon pressed against Bernd's back, plus some help in holding up that ring.

After many years of research W. came up with a revolutionary new method, which he then called the "Browning method".
Applicable wherever and whenever, it is a diverse and effective method, which will change your life in a maximum of nine steps. Suffice it to say that most patients are cured with one or two steps, hence only underlining the magnitude of it's radiance and efficiency.

On the above picture W. actually applies the reverse approach. According to this the "Browning"-tool is pressed hard against the deepest point of the lumbar vertebrae. This sends an unequivocal signal to the brain, causing the patient to immediate re-think their mistakes or problems. If the patient would still refuse, a gentle squeeze of the "Browning"-tool (I won't disclose the full nature of this tool here as it is subject to patenting) eases the pressure suddenly, causing a blow to the patient's body and sending him straight to the floor. To prevent this, the therapist has to extend their left arm, over the shoulder of the patient, grabbing hold of the patient's left arm and lifting it chest high thus fixating the patient and guaranteeing a straight position of the body also. Usually this fixation involves the patient to open up and talk. Sometimes we also call it "spilling their guts".

I could go into more detail here, but after all I think the picture speaks for itself.

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Joj Y.:
It seems like there could be a weapon pressed against Bernd's back.
"Is this your gun, or you just happy to see me?""

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Why do I get no plusses for my posts?

Does no-one believe my sex therapy techniques bring previously unimaginable bliss?

Just look at Bernd's expression of sublime gratitude.


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Kasia, where are you?

Can't you give me a plus?Clare Short edytował(a) ten post dnia 15.10.11 o godzinie 22:29
Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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Clare Short:
Kasia, where are you?
at home, why?

Can't you give me a plus?
no, I can't.

have a lovely evening Warren Whitmore, have also glorious Sunday :)

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Katarzyna M.:
have a lovely evening Warren Whitmore, have also glorious Sunday :)

Call me Clare.

Please.


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Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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Clare Short:
Katarzyna M.:
have a lovely evening Warren Whitmore, have also glorious Sunday :)

Call me Clare.

is it your name when you wear ladies' clothes Warren?

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you know Warren Whitmore, I admire you. How brave you must be that you publish your private photos in here. Respect :)

sweet dreams hun :)

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Kasia, would you be requiring the assistance of Bernd and myself to spice up your sex life?

I've spoken to B and he sounds ever so keen!!!

So could we meet up the next time you are in Warsaw?Clare Short edytował(a) ten post dnia 16.10.11 o godzinie 01:12

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Reminds me of a guy who invited some of us to dinner. Afterward, he announced he wanted to show something, as if it were some new sound system or whatever. It was a closet full of women's clothes and shoes. Plus, he wanted to show his appearance in some magazines (in full regalia - not nude, itd) with some like-minded conventioneers. This was before the Interweb. ;)

Of course (our mom used to complain that she thinks I was asking questions during my own birth), I had all kinds of sincere, need-to-know questions. So I asked and it was casual.
Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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Clare Short:
Kasia, would you be requiring the assistance of Bernd and myself to spice up your sex life?
Only because you have no sexual life, do not make assumptions that others don't have any either Warren.
So could we meet up the next time you are in Warsaw?
I could meet up with you if you insist. However you haven't tried hard enough to deserve it :)

Do you have any plans for today? I mean doing something in your real life?

have a lovely Sunday Warren :)

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Kasiu, are you entirely sure this group is your 'thing'?


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Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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Clare Short:
Kasiu, are you entirely sure this group is your 'thing'?
Warren are you entirely sure that ALL 2274 members of this group accept your behaviour in here? I would say you are lucky that Steve doesn't care what is going on in here. However you've made so much harm in here that nothing can be done to change it.

You are so miserbale with all that you post in here. I feel utterly sorry for you because you have now no option but to carry on with being the biggest clown I've ever met...Katarzyna M. edytował(a) ten post dnia 16.10.11 o godzinie 11:44
Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
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Joj Y.:
Reminds me of a guy who invited some of us to dinner. Afterward, he announced he wanted to show something, as if it were some new sound system or whatever. It was a closet full of women's clothes and shoes. Plus, he wanted to show his appearance in some magazines (in full regalia - not nude, itd) with some like-minded conventioneers. This was before the Interweb. ;)

Why is it okay for every woman to wear man's clothes (pants, under pants, sweaters), like you can see in so many movies when they sneak into the sweater and curl up on the couch like a cat, purring.
But when a man puts on this woman's clothes, it's weird. That's not equality my feminist friends. It's not even in the ballpark of gender equality. I shall write to the EU about this (http://www.eige.europa.eu/).

Especially with age men develop a need for a bra. Why not share it with their partner or wife? Why not bond closer? That would be so 21st century, wouldn't it?



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