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Steven H.:
The new variation is "I am a soldier in Iraq and came across Saddam's treasures, I am also able to get all of it out of the country unnoticed,

He must have borrowed Tatiana's largest suitcast from her 'set of 6'

hehe... probably.

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Well... It's something I've just received now:

De Nederlands Staatsloterij.
Promotional/Sweepstakes Office
Postbus 3334, 5902 RH Venlo
Den Haag, the Netherlands.

Dear Sir/Madam,
Following unsuccessful attempt to reach you by post, the management has
decided we reach you via your email address. This is to officially inform
you that your email address attached to an E-Ticket No: 011-9085555(03-26)
has won Nine Hundred and Twenty Five Thousand Euros only (€925,000) in the
2nd category of the Nederland’s Staatsloterij Promotional Sweepstakes
conducted May 31, 2008 and the result were release today June 9, 2008.
This is a free promotional program sponsored by consortiums of software
companies, which means Lottery tickets were not sold.

For claims and further information, contact our Account/Funds Release
Department on the details below:
Miller Green (Dr.)

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Dear Sir/Madam,
Following unsuccessful attempt to reach you by post, the management has
decided we reach you via your email address. This is to officially inform
you that your email address attached to an E-Ticket No: 011-9085555(03-26)
has won Nine Hundred and Twenty Five Thousand Euros only (€925,000) in the
2nd category of the Nederland’s Staatsloterij Promotional Sweepstakes
conducted May 31, 2008 and the result were release today June 9, 2008.
This is a free promotional program sponsored by consortiums of software
companies, which means Lottery tickets were not sold.

For claims and further information, contact our Account/Funds Release
Department on the details below:
Miller Green (Dr.)

So, what are you going to do with the money? New car? Apartment? Luxury holiday?
Don't forget your friends on Anglosphere!

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Yes, I was thinking about throwing a (virtual) party!
Everyone invited. No BYOBs!

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No exactly a scam, but here goes...

Today I had a phone call from the assistant of a financial advisor wanting to meet me.
They look for names of ex-pats on the internet then assume that the ex-pats are rich (as people on GL frequently do to) and assume that they need advice on where to place their money, how to invest, etc.

So, first of all I say to the lady that I'm 100% not resident in the UK so I don't need advice on the tax planning in the UK.
No problem but you may still need pension advice
I then say that I have a tiny salary anyway
Again no problem (she thinks I'm being modest)
I then say that I'm leaving my job in 2 weeks and so might not have a salary soon.
Again she insists on making an appointment.
So, I agreed, knowing that I wouldn't sign anything nor spend any money. I'd simply waste the guy's time by making him come to my workplace at 18.00

However, I then realise that I'll be waisting MY time by staying at the office until 18.00.
So, I'll ring back tomorrow to cancel and see whether it takes (a) me to repeat myself 5 times, or (b) me telling the lady to fuck off and leave me alone, for her to finally to agree to cancel the appointment.

I say it isn't a scam, but in the end you pay these people management fees and then they invest your money in someting that might lose value or at least not beat the market. i.e. you pay for mediocrity.
In my opinion you are better doing your own homework (including speaking to the tax authorities yourself) rather than filling the pockets of these generally uneducated spivs who only know how to earn commisssion.

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heheheh, Steven, perhaps you do need some advice?

As a sworn translator I'm a target of these people, too (similar affluence assumptions hehe). Now I'm immune to their phone calls but some time before I nearly went to such a meeting myself!

For the last year I have had a very SEXY male voice calling me from the Deutschebank every month or so to offer me some amazingly cool bank loans for translators for mere 10 per cent p.a. It's a genuine pleasure to play this game with Kamil or whatever he's called. My imagination goes wild.

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When I get calls like these (I don't know how they get through to me), from a male or female, I lower my voice as low as i can and breath through my mouth a little...quaver.

"What are you wearing right now?"

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Joj Y.:
I lower my voice as low as i can and breath through my mouth a little...quaver.

"What are you wearing right now?"
:)))
and what if they start telling?

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My eyes get as big as golf balls and I hang up!
Keith Byrne

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Tatiana S.:
Lidia K.:
Sorry, I simply cannot believe it, can you trust ANYBODY in the Internet?

No. I tell ya, Keith looks nothing like himself in his GL photo. I'm still shivering.

Come on, Tatiana, if you'd known about the extra mouth would you have agreed to meet me?

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Keith Byrne:
Tatiana S.:
Lidia K.:
Sorry, I simply cannot believe it, can you trust ANYBODY in the Internet?

No. I tell ya, Keith looks nothing like himself in his GL photo. I'm still shivering.

Come on, Tatiana, if you'd known about the extra mouth would you have agreed to meet me?

Alone, not. Luckily, there were two of us, one for each mouth.

Stan K.

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Stan Kulski:
Jon M.:
If I was stuck in small-town West Africa, I'd be tempted too. But these are a pest and show sophisticated internet skills. Since they can't be stopped, the best solution is education and information, so even the most naive know to ignore them.

They are illegal under the Nigerian Criminal Code, but tracking down the perpetrators would be impossible.

A worse problem are the 'Boiler Room' investment companies, not generally connected to Africa.

Wrong!
It is easy to assigned 2- 10 agents to fight this crime and arrange for a meeting with authors and put them in prisons. And message would spread around.

However government officials support this industry, as they profit from scammed persons.

Who knows the word used by Negros to describe trustful Whites?

I know only rule No1 of International trade - never do deals with Nigerians.

First of all, the Nigerian letter, as you probably already know, is a variant of the Spanish Prisoner, of European origins.

Secondly, I can't imagine anyone daft enough to fall for it

Thirdly, cut the crap about the black man and the white man. The last time I bust balls at the local urzad, I was as white as the next guy. The problem lay not so much on my skin pigment, but on the idiocy of the system created by the white man for the displeasure of the white man.

Fourthly, how about the Polski List 22, the one where there's a public tender and you pay someone a litttle under the table to get the contract.

And, finally, you should never do business with Nigerians? And I suppose you shouldn't with Poles, either due to the endemic corruption here....

All in all, have fun:)

Hit me, Stan!Steve Jones edytował(a) ten post dnia 05.07.08 o godzinie 04:25

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Keith Byrne

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If a Nigerian scam school has no Nigerian members, do they have to be black? And do their victims have to be white?
Steve Jones

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Keith Byrne:
If a Nigerian scam school has no Nigerian members, do they have to be black? And do their victims have to be white?

Good point, Keith.

Also thought it was interesting that no one took me up on the blatent racism in Stan's posting. Are we supposed to tolerate this?

I won't.

Also interesting that no one wanted to take me up on a white Polish parallel: the idiotic backhander system that 'doesn't exist' apparently. It's just an uncle/ cousin family affair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4pWbwWOhGg

and my prediction is that if Stan makes a response, it will be in the pseudo-intellectual style.

Let's see if I'm right!Steve Jones edytował(a) ten post dnia 09.07.08 o godzinie 00:44
Keith Byrne

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Christ, I hate that kind of crap!

"You are clearly ignorant of the true facts, which can not be proven anywhere, but I know are true, and you are just saying what everybody is led to believe!" etc.

FOAD, conspiracy theorists!

BTW, Re: scams, if it's such a clever scam, is Stan ready to admit that The Black Man(TM) is inherently smarter than The White Man (TM)?

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