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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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A Russian, an American and a German meet. After some small-talk the Russian goes: We have a giant in our country, he is so big that he can touch the sky.
Then the American goes: That's nothing. We have a giant, he is so big that he can touch the sun and the moon.
The German asks the American: Well, the things he touches, one is big and one is small, yes? And one is warm, yes?
The American: Ah, yes?!
The Russian: So, what?
The German: Well, those are the balls of our giant.

:)
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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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What do Barack Obama and a pubic shaving have in common?

- The Bush is gone!!!!!!!!

Buhahahaha :P
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Andrzej S.

Andrzej S. Krok za krokiem, do
przodu.

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LAWL :D
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Tatiana Z.

Tatiana Z. CAO @ Kontomatik

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Truck trouble...

The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the
day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office.

He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.

He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath to
pose as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"

"This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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Andrzej S.

Andrzej S. Krok za krokiem, do
przodu.

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ROFLMAO :D
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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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What do you do, when a guy comes running at you with his cock out, flapping?

I don't know, but run with him, because there's some scary shit in the other direction!
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Watch this movie !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXNAtwYMBw
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Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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Guy C.:
Watch this movie !!
OMG!

edited:

what a chauvinistic male joke :-DKatarzyna Marszalec edytował(a) ten post dnia 10.04.09 o godzinie 15:09
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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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Guy C.:
Watch this movie !!


And there is always someone complaining games couldn't be useful!

LOL

PS: Where can you order it?
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Andrzej S.

Andrzej S. Krok za krokiem, do
przodu.

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try heBay
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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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Andrzej S.:
try heBay

Yeah, I figured that AMAZON just wouldn't be the right place to look for some gift like that.

:)))
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Tatiana Z.

Tatiana Z. CAO @ Kontomatik

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Lecture on Supernatural...

A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of
those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm
really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made
love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in
the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his
glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make
his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded
like you said 'goats'".
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Tatiana Z.

Tatiana Z. CAO @ Kontomatik

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Bill Clinton died and went to Heaven. God tells him "Bill, you can
choose where you want to spend eternity. I give you a choice of 3 Rooms."

Clinton opened the door to the first room and looked in horror at
Hillary with a large knife and her friend Lorena Bobbit. He quickly
slammed the door and said, "God, this is horrible. What have you got for
me in the 2nd room?"

God took him to the 2nd room and Clinton opened the door to see Saddam
Hussein raping Al Gore with his 9-inch cock. "God, I really think I
deserve better than this," Clinton complained.

God took him to the 3rd room. Clinton opened the door to see Newt
Gingrich sitting in a chair getting his cock sucked by Monica Lewinski.

Brightening, Clinton exclaimed like a schoolboy, "I'll take this room, God."

"OK," God boomed, "Monica, you may go."
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Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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my husband has already found it on youtube. love it! this Indian accent is excellent :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmpRSDcRD-8
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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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What does a beautiful women do with her arse in the morning?

She makes him some sandwiches and sends him to work.

:P
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10 Commandments of Dogging

1.Thou shalt wear thine rubbers. Thou shalt adorn thine male organs with the finest sheaths of latex for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy.

2.Thou shalt not fornicate before innocents. Keep thine revelries from the eyes of children and unsuspecting passersby, and refrain from disturbing the peace and attracting attention.

3.Thou shalt not block thine neighbor's view. Take care thou dost not obscure the sight of thy fellow dogger, and yield the right of way to them who arrived before you.

4.Thou shalt look with thine eyes, not with thine hands, until invited. Layest not thine hands upon a person without their explicit verbal permission.

5.Heed the sanctity of a woman's right to refuse. What part of "No" dost thou not understand, thou pushy bastard?

6.Honour thy neighbor's anonymity. Thou shalt not expose, blackmail, or otherwise compromise the privacy of thine fellow doggers.

7.Thou shalt not destroy public property nor trespass upon private property. The country parks, beauty spots, lovers' lanes and car parks of the land shall not be desecrated through vandalism or carelessness.

8.Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's wife. Thou shalt swing and make merry with thine own mate and all other consenting parties.

9.Thou shalt clean up after thine own self. Before thou departest, gather unto thee all of thine used condoms, torn wrappers, discarded tissues and other rubbish, and dispose of them in a bin.

10.Thou shalt drive safely and honor the laws, both while motoring and parking. Thou shalt not engage in reckless behaviour while in a moving vehicle, and thou shall park legally and engage the parking brake when at rest.
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Tatiana Z.

Tatiana Z. CAO @ Kontomatik

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Bussiness is Bussiness

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"ONE CENT!" exclaims the guy.

The barman replies, "Yes."

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice
juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"

"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"4 cents", he replies.

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
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Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met with god and he granted her one wish. She thought about it then asked god to make all the children down on earth safe... so god killed Michael Jackson.Jarek A. edytował(a) ten post dnia 27.06.09 o godzinie 09:47
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Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

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@ Jarek: OMG!
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Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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Oh auerhauaha ;))
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