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Keith Byrne:
So far the heroes of this thread are:
Sylwia
Marcin
Jon

I bet you feel better for having admitted that (with the possible exception of Jon)

Ilter, I trust there was a reasonable gap in time between stealing the chocolate and faking the orgasms?

I want his Men's Union fees sent to me. He never has to pay again.
"...(they felt better that way)" Man. :))))))))))))
Ilter K.

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Keith Byrne:
Ilter, I trust there was a reasonable gap in time between stealing the chocolate and faking the orgasms?
Yup, there were about 15, and 20 years difference between incidents.
Joj Y.:
I want his Men's Union fees sent to me. He never has to pay again.
"...(they felt better that way)" Man. :))))))))))))
Come on and ask, what does "they" refer to. haha.
I don't do the things just to satisfy other people. But overall, the things look and feel better, sometimes when you fake it.
I think the stage made me a different person.ilter Kalkanci edytował(a) ten post dnia 26.02.08 o godzinie 08:08

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How the hell does a man fake an orgasm?
Ilter K.

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You feel great pleasure, but you don't reach to climax.

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But surely if you climax you leave physical evidence behind.

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Jarek Adamowski:
Hello, my name is Jarek and I'm a geek.
Hello, my name is Joj and I am a geek.

(as such, I lack the fibres that would alert me when someone has been "interested." Some time ago someone asked me to dinner for the first time. I was supposed to pick her up at work. They had to work late. Then take her back. In the meantime, I learned of weather that was capable of producing tornados and I wanted to be in it. 100 k away. But you gotta eat, so I sent her pizza for the entire department, the delivery person had a note. ...hope it was good. I wouldn't know. :))))

I saw her in the grocery store this a.m. ...didn't seem too interested then :) my sister was incredulous...but was that wrrrrooong?? :)Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 26.02.08 o godzinie 18:13

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Joj Y.:
Jarek Adamowski:
Hello, my name is Jarek and I'm a geek.
Hello, my name is Joj and I am a geek.

(as such, I lack the fibres that would alert me when someone has been "interested." Some time ago someone asked me to dinner for the first time. I was supposed to pick her up at work. They had to work late. Then take her back. In the meantime, I learned of weather that was capable of producing tornados and I wanted to be in it. 100 k away. But you gotta eat, so I sent her pizza for the entire department, the delivery person had a note. ...hope it was good. I wouldn't know. :))))

I saw her in the grocery store this a.m. ...didn't seem too interested then :) my sister was incredulous...but was that wrrrrooong?? :)Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 26.02.08 o godzinie 18:13

naughty geek, you are Joj! ;-p ... and you look so innocent - at least on some of your many pics! ;-p

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The geek part is that I thought she'd be hungry :) That was from the 'a person oughta date ME file." :)

Innocent? Completely ;)Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 26.02.08 o godzinie 20:01
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warren whitmore:
But surely if you climax you leave physical evidence behind.
On the 3rd, you almost don't leave any evidence, but most of the times, you think you did.

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ilter Kalkanci:
warren whitmore:
But surely if you climax you leave physical evidence behind.
On the 3rd, you almost don't leave any evidence, but most of the times, you think you did.


Assuming that you are using a condom then the solution would be to take it off relatively discretely. Surely girls don't demand to see the evidence, do they?
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No Steven, I haven't seen any lady with such demand, yet.
Thankfully.

Stan K.

Wypowiedzi autora zostały ukryte. Pokaż autora

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(Haven't had a TV set for more than 8 years so hard to catch up on some of those)

I think, I love you!
Good old fahion girl with focus on real life

If she said she spent all her free time in museums and art galleries would that be good? Would that be 'real life'?

Not having a television is fine, but having one is fine too. There's plenty of intellectual and informative things that you can watch, and having a TV makes watching films a lot more comfortable than having 6 people sat around a laptop screen (watching Katyn, Schindler's List, Pianist, Gandi, etc.)

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She just said she didn't own a TV set.
She didn't say she did have any life.
She hasn't been to museums/galleries for years.

Stan, thank you for your kind words :)
It was a nice begining of my day.
I spent my life in front of a screen anyway :(
Steven, I don't have a laptop and prefer watching films in a cinema, preferably not a multiplex.

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Lidia K.:
She just said she didn't own a TV set.
She didn't say she did have any life.
She hasn't been to museums/galleries for years.

Stan, thank you for your kind words :)
It was a nice begining of my day.
I spent my life in front of a screen anyway :(
Steven, I don't have a laptop and prefer watching films in a cinema, preferably not a multiplex.


I wasn't attacking you, simply saying to Stan that having a TV is
nothing to be ashamed of and doesn't mean that the owner of the TV set lives in a fantasy land.
It isn't what you have but what you do with it.Steven H. edytował(a) ten post dnia 27.02.08 o godzinie 16:10
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The wife and myself went on a diet last week, where we could only eat vegetables with chicken in a kind of soup. During the day, I had vegetables with meat in a kind of Big Mac.

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Keith Byrne:
The wife and myself went on a diet last week, where we could only eat vegetables with chicken in a kind of soup. During the day, I had vegetables with meat in a kind of Big Mac.

And what do you think your wife had during the day?...
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Wendy Tweed:
Keith Byrne:
The wife and myself went on a diet last week, where we could only eat vegetables with chicken in a kind of soup. During the day, I had vegetables with meat in a kind of Big Mac.

And what do you think your wife had during the day?...

...a breakdown.

We have 10-month-old twins and a three year-old-boy. I normally cook the first thing she eats.
Thanks for the lifeline anyway, Wendy, I just hung myself with it!

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Keith Byrne:

I normally cook the first thing she eats.

hahahahahahahahaha

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As for guilty secrets, or rather guilty pleasures - I can't imagine starting my day at work without gossip and tabloid (especially British ones!) websites. Nothing compares to embarassing news about celebrities on Pudelek, Plotek or The Sun being read over a cup of hot coffee at 8:07 AM!

PS: And I've always hated Nirvana :)

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