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Dave Andrew:
He's not Lars Saabye Christensen either.

Youre right my name is Hans Christian Anderson. But for those who really want to know my name its Lars Roald Saabye Christensen (The Roald after Dahl) I just dont like it so I dont use it.

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Andrzej Dobrucki:
Try the following:

Fuck

1) While looking at the flag

That is not going to work, well in most cases.
If you still can contribute to your land's birthrate growth, then...
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hmm... what if you wrap your woman in that flag ? no good ?
:-)

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Aggie Michalska:
hmm... what if you wrap your woman in that flag ? no good ?
:-)
That might render fucking difficult, if not impossible, should the flag block certain I/O interfaces, and/or access points.

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hmm... what if you wrap your woman in that flag ? no good ?
:-)

I'd love that. Curves. Mmm.

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Forgive me if I hurt your feelings lad, I truly wanted to!
Well done by me! It's over-fucking-whelming!!

You're evil! But that's ok with me.Andrzej Dobrucki edytował(a) ten post dnia 05.12.08 o godzinie 09:03

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Andrzej Dobrucki:
Forgive me if I hurt your feelings lad, I truly wanted to!
Well done by me! It's over-fucking-whelming!!

You're evil! But that's ok with me.Andrzej Dobrucki edytował(a) ten post dnia 05.12.08 o godzinie 09:03

You know what Andrew?

I have to admit that I partially even like you!
Why then? You may ask.

As you mentioned a word: evil, in the same time you have just reminded me one of my favourite titles ;-) just add Resident and we are at home!!

Obrazek
Andrzej S.

Andrzej S. Krok za krokiem, do
przodu.

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Evil is Good.

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Fuck more, talk less.

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I know (knew) people who can (could) do both things simultanously.

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Jarek A.:
I know (knew) people who can (could) do both things simultanously.
Oh, these Italians...

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errr no, Poles...

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Perhaps its time to express our feelings without offensive language so this thread can have some educational purpose. So here are some ways of rephrasing your natural tendency to swear.

No fucking way!
I'm certain that's not feasible.

You've got to be shitting me.
Really?

Tell someone who gives a fuck.
Perhaps you should check with...

Ask me if I give a fuck.
Of course I'm concerned.

It's not my fucking problem.
I wasn't involved with that project.

What the fuck?
Interesting.

Fuck it, it won't work.
I'm not sure I can implement this.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?
I'll try to schedule that.

When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
Perhaps I can work late.

Who the fuck cares?
Are you sure this is a problem?

He's got his head up his ass.
He's not familiar with the problem.

Eat shit!
You don't say.

Eat shit and die.
Excuse me?

What the fuck do they want from my life?
hey weren't they happy with it?

Shove it up your ass.
I love a "challenge".

Blow me.
I see.

Blow yourself.
Do you see?

Another fucking meeting?
Yes, we really should discuss this.

He's a fucking prick.
He's somewhat insensitive.

She's a ball-breaking bitch.
She's an aggressive go-getter.

You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
I think you could use more training.

This place is all fucked up.
We're a little disorganized.

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Lars Saabye Christensen:
Perhaps its time to express our feelings without offensive language so this thread can have some educational purpose. So here are some ways of rephrasing your natural tendency to swear.

No fucking way!
I'm certain that's not feasible.

You've got to be shitting me.
Really?

Tell someone who gives a fuck.
Perhaps you should check with...

Ask me if I give a fuck.
Of course I'm concerned.

It's not my fucking problem.
I wasn't involved with that project.

What the fuck?
Interesting.

Fuck it, it won't work.
I'm not sure I can implement this.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?
I'll try to schedule that.

When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
Perhaps I can work late.

Who the fuck cares?
Are you sure this is a problem?

He's got his head up his ass.
He's not familiar with the problem.

Eat shit!
You don't say.

Eat shit and die.
Excuse me?

What the fuck do they want from my life?
hey weren't they happy with it?

Shove it up your ass.
I love a "challenge".

Blow me.
I see.

Blow yourself.
Do you see?

Another fucking meeting?
Yes, we really should discuss this.

He's a fucking prick.
He's somewhat insensitive.

She's a ball-breaking bitch.
She's an aggressive go-getter.

You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
I think you could use more training.

This place is all fucked up.
We're a little disorganized.

Ah yes, business English 101

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Speaking of business, has anyone ever tried playing "bullshit bingo"? :)

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Jarek A.:
Aggie Michalska:
hmm... what if you wrap your woman in that flag ? no good ?
:-)
That might render fucking difficult, if not impossible, should the flag block certain I/O interfaces, and/or access points.

oh man, where's your imagination ? you don't wrap her like a pound of ham... rather tuck her in like a pearl in a tissue ...;-)

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ah yes, that should do the trick
Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

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:)))

http://www.bullshitbingo.net/

I played it all along but never knew the rules ;-)

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Aggie Michalska:
Jarek A.:
Aggie Michalska:
hmm... what if you wrap your woman in that flag ? no good ?
:-)
That might render fucking difficult, if not impossible, should the flag block certain I/O interfaces, and/or access points.

oh man, where's your imagination ? you don't wrap her like a pound of ham... rather tuck her in like a pearl in a tissue ...;-)
And give her a pearl necklace.

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I don't pay to rent. Ever :)

Następna dyskusja:

Fuck it!




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