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a bloody simple solution : fuck more, please, do it for the country !!

Try the following:

Fuck

1) While looking at the flag
2) While humming national anthem
3) While thinking of your President

That is not going to work, well in most cases.
If you still can contribute to your land's birthrate growth, then...

you're wicked!Andrzej Dobrucki edytował(a) ten post dnia 04.12.08 o godzinie 13:56
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Andrzej Dobrucki:
Try the following:
Fuck
...
2) While humming national anthem
...
That could be a good solution for premature ejaculations I guess.
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Fuck George in the Ass:
http://blogs.salon.com/0004963/
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FUCK genesis:

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king. When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung their door while they were having sex. The placard F. U. C. K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.

That’s where the word: Fuck came from by the way.
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"...Non sunt in celi
quia fuccant uuiuys of heli."

“They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely”. Fuccant (in modern spelling) looks like Latin, but it’s a humorous fake — fuck is actually Germanic, related to Middle Dutch fokken, Norwegian fukka and Swedish focka.Michał B. edytował(a) ten post dnia 04.12.08 o godzinie 14:44
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Łukasz Klejment:
FUCK genesis:

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king. When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung their door while they were having sex. The placard F. U. C. K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.

That’s where the word: Fuck came from by the way.

No it's not. To quote Wikihow:

The word f*** did not originate as an acronym. It crept, fully formed, into the English language from Dutch or Low German around the 15th century (it's impossible to say precisely when because so little documentary evidence exists, probably due to the fact that the word was so taboo throughout its early history that people were afraid to write it down). The American Heritage Dictionary says its first known occurrence in English literature was in the satirical poem "Flen, Flyss" (c.1500), where it was not only disguised as a Latin word but encrypted � gxddbov � which has been deciphered as fuccant, pseudo-Latin for "they f***."
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I fart in Wikihow general direction, I don't use and truly don't trust some of those Wiki crap information, as I get more precise and reliable knowledge from other more authentic sites or I like to receive such knowledge from my prof's and PHD's.

Although, it's your call!!
I mean you do have a choice in what you belive or about to believe.

I always want to have the most reliable information, rather than some gossips or other crap taken out of the blue.
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Be sure not to fart in the direction, where the wind comes from dude.
You're getting a little too nasty here.
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Fuck is German. I vouch. We invented it. Same as we invented Theresa Orlowski, Dolly Buster and Gina Wild. It was, is and will be a fucking country. ;-)
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FUCK - Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge is the origin of Fuck.
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Lars Saabye Christensen:
FUCK - Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge is the origin of Fuck.

Another statement. Now we have three possible origins here. Which one is correct?

A) Fornication under consent of the King
B) Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
C) Comes from danish / german - fokken / ficken etc

Make use of the Ockham's Razor. Now which one's most likely to be true?Andrzej Dobrucki edytował(a) ten post dnia 04.12.08 o godzinie 16:18
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Bernd Schreckenberg

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How about:

"For u can create"

"For u can (has) kin" (my favorite)

"Fornicate utilize come kinky"

"For u create kids"

"Friggin' unique cum kream"

"For u could kum"

"Fromage une creation kiderale"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g
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Fuck does it matter who fucking said it first for fucks sake but I am sure whatever fuckwit did say fuck first he would be fucking proud thats its now a fucking household word.Fucker.
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Fuckin' A, man!
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Andrzej Dobrucki:
Another statement. Now we have three possible origins here. Which one is correct?

A) Fornication under consent of the King
B) Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
C) Comes from danish / german - fokken / ficken etc

Make use of the Ockham's Razor. Now which one's most likely to be true?
As far as I know, it is "C".
The others are "made up" definitions.
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Maria B.

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Can't we just concentrate on merits?
Fucking per se?
:))))
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Andrzej Dobrucki:
Be sure not to fart in the direction, where the wind comes from dude.
You're getting a little too nasty here.


Forgive me if I hurt your feelings lad, I truly wanted to!
Well done by me! It's over-fucking-whelming!!
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He's not Lars Saabye Christensen either.
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You noticed that too, eh? :)
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Dave Andrew:
He's not Lars Saabye Christensen either.

His name reminds me of an old Polish chesnut: two Czechs, Sral and Nesral, planning a trip to Sweden and changing their names to Lars and Larsen. Sral Sobje is a nice name too. :)Michał B. edytował(a) ten post dnia 04.12.08 o godzinie 18:17
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