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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

2. Are all races equal in every way?

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
cheers!
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
I presume that's a question on myths and stereotypes... no difference, it depends on an individual.
2. Are all races equal in every way?

nope, each race has predispositions to different aspects of life - intelectual, phisical, adaptative...

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

British - the best, with variations on South London and Standard British English.

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
Whatever works well.
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

Yes, cars are my love and I keep them tight, clean and working their best all the time :)

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

According to the six degrees of separation theory all of them... and it was GOOD!!!

2. Are all races equal in every way?

Yes, but some are just more equal than others.

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

Least - Texas and New Hampshire

Most - dunno...

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?

I got a better one for ya... in a gay relationship where you have a homosexual male and a transvestite man - what's the point?

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

I'd buy my second hand from myself.Rafal W. edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.06.09 o godzinie 15:44
Bernd Schreckenberg

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!

Thank you, uncle./
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

Our teacher says that masturbation is bad and that you brain will shrink and the back of your hands will become furry and so on. But it really reliefs me especially with all the peer pressure and the exams and shit. I mean, man, come on, what am I supposed to do? Btw, I'm not allowed to have sex yet, because, like I'm under age, duh!, still, double-duh! So I like just had like sex with like me which like makes like only like one nationality but like a special one!
2. Are all races equal in every way?

Duh, no! I mean, it's like we all want to eat from like one plate, but there is like only one spoon!!! That's wrong, man!
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

French, of course :) That was like an easy one!
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?

I mean, when I like look at my parents, they are like a hundred or so, I like don't even want to think about what they like do. I mean, come on, man, it's like your parents and shit. And, to be like frank and such, I haven't really discovered my like heterosexual side, y'know?
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

I mean, like, sure! A 2nd hand I could like always use. I mean, the car can like be in the garage or something and like the 2nd hand could go like all the way.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puh!
:P
Piotr J.

Piotr J. Account Manager

Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!

Thank you Craig :-)

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

It was good, however I refuse to tell with which nationalities I had a sex. Among Polish there were few others....
2. Are all races equal in every way?

All races are equal, however they are ment for different things, or they have other abilities.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

I like mancunian (Manchester), Liverpool accent and scottish accent (northern). I do not like standard english accent - "Queen English".
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?

http://www.manmeetswoman.com/ ;-)
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

Yeap.
Agnieszka Piasecka

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
Merci :)

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
Hmmm... should a lady reply that? Let me be mysterious a bit. Just to say ...there are no stereotypes :)
2. Are all races equal in every way?
In the declaration yes, in practical meaning no. Those who hold money rule the world, and who holds money?

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
Most - Pierce Brosnan voice... and what accent is that I do not know :)

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
Man chooses woman definately, she makes the choice of those attracted to her, but can she attract anyone she wants? I doubt so...
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
Good question, next question please :)Agnieszka Piasecka edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.06.09 o godzinie 20:09
Kasia M.

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
thanks :-)

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
not too many and so far I haven't seen any huge differences. I'd say everyone is different so there must always be better or worse I suppose :-D

2. Are all races equal in every way?
hmmm, let me see. have you heard about "European size"? probably yes, so we can't say they are equal in every way :-D

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
Scottish most Amierican least :-D

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
I definitely agree wirh Agnieszka :-D

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
yes, of course!Katarzyna M. edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.06.09 o godzinie 21:03

Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
Thanks!!
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
And I will answer that one :P
Spanish, polish and dutch. Spanish was the worse, happened once and I did not enjoy it. Dutch wins so far, and I am not planning to check any other nationality ;))

2. Are all races equal in every way?
No. Some are shorter, some taller... Some eat raw fish, others don't...And some get sun-burns more often than others. How can all races be equal?

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
most - british and irish
least - french and german

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
Women just allow men to choose them ;)

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
Probably, depends what car it would be :P

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy
Thank you, Craig.
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
That's between me and the teams of university epidemiologists, military bacteriologists, and government virologists who are treating me.
2. Are all races equal in every way?
No.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
From my perspective the bayou states have a cool accent. I don't dig the Canadian one.
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
That would be culture dependent.
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
Yes.

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
Thank you very much!
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
I prefer Polish... especially the one exceptional copy.
2. Are all races equal in every way?
There is no way they can be equal in the same way as you can't find two the same people in the world. Every single person is one of a kind.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
I like American one and hate Scottish, propably because I can't understand a word of what they are talking about... ;)
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
I'm sure women does.
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
No, never.
If I'd just made a decision of getting rid of it what'd be the point of buying it again?Marek K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.06.09 o godzinie 23:58

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
Thanks :)
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

Like it was said before - it depends on a person/personal preferences... although there are some similarities when it comes to nationalities ;)

2. Are all races equal in every way?

Not in every way..of course we are all human beings and if we look at it from the spiritual perspective, we are all equal :) but there are some differences (mentality, habits etc). I have lived with many people of different nationalities and not everyone has been the same (and I dont say it in an offensive way). For example black people are most of the time the best in dancing/singing; other races are better in something else... We are different when it comes to nationalities probably as well as races..but this again - depends on a person, their background etc.

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

London British accent (but not too posh) - I have to say it turns me on if it comes to men, haha :) I've got a 'soft spot' for Essex accent as well, it's lovely! Besides I really like Scottish accent and I also love listening to people from Manchester and Liverpool. I've got the thing for Australian accent too...
The worst??? Hmmm....I generally have some difficulties with understanding people from Birmingham and Newcastle.
Also American is not my favourite...

4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?

Depends! Although I think men are generally 'hunters', so they like to be chosing...and us, women, often let them think it was that way ;)

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

I dont have a car! But if I had to buy a second hand some other things from me, I would have :)

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2. Are all races equal in every way?
- Forgot to ad that even though races are different, they should all be treated in the same way! (in terms of law)Marta Lenkiewicz edytował(a) ten post dnia 26.06.09 o godzinie 01:38

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!

UUUUUUUUUUUUHAAAAAAAA!

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

Oh come on! don't get me started:) the nationality doesn't count if the feeling is right!

2. Are all races equal in every way?

no, they cannot be even if they should.

3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
Scotish is cool.. oxford and texas accents are annoying :) Sorry...
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
A woman more often does that, I suppose...

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

oh yes, I deffinately would. It would be cheap and in good condition. Why shouldn't I do that then?
Szymon Flaka

Szymon Flaka "The harder I
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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
thanks Craig!
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
Genereraly I like numbers but it doesn't apply to this walk of life :) Let me mention (what I have heared on the grapevine) that japaneese girls can be as wild as animal :)
2. Are all races equal in every way?
of course they Dont.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
Does cockney rhyming counts?
simply love irish accent but french doesn't rock my boat
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
of course women chooses.
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
there is no doubt!
Anna Żylińska

Anna Żylińska mFaktoring, Senior
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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!
Thanks :)
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
depends on a personality, not nationality. A stud may happen -no matter latitude :)
what happened to me was within 3 nations of Europe. And the lord god said it was good :)
2. Are all races equal in every way?
I wish they were but the truth is they are not.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
least scottish and Japanese/chinese speaking english
most - don't have my favorite
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
the chemistry chooses for both
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
strange question, compared to no. 1 :)
Grzegorz Jasiński

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

1. if nationality can be a person then all of them are okay, though sex with astral monkeys can be also very good
2. whatever
3. cockney sounds best to me
4. women chooses if she wants to be chosen
5. i'm not good at selling stuff ;P

thx for taking me in
Steve Jones

Steve Jones Business English
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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
French and Polish rank up there with the finest!
2. Are all races equal in every way?
Not especially. However, they should be given equal chances.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
I like the North West accents: Manchester and Liverpool.
I also quite like Australian.

I dislike: Welsh, Birmingham, London and RP.
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
Generally women make it known to the man that she's interested and let's the man choose her. However, a man may manipulate a situation so that in fact he chooses.
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

No way!
Magdalena Natalia Wiśniowska

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Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)


1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?

is my Ma' reading this?
hm, out of Poles and Poles and Poles?
it REALLY depends on ppl's experience rather than nationality.
2. Are all races equal in every way?

tricky question but the answer is yes.
it's the world that, while combinig race, culture and ppl\s origin, makes some of us more equal than others.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?

hate - liverpool and texas

i find australian pretty funny and probably posh
british-oxford style accent, you know, the one you sometimes hear on bbc?

i like CA, NY, VI accents
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?

steve is right on this one
5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?

excusez-moi?
Keith Byrne

Keith Byrne Director, Select
Training Solutions

Temat: Five for Thursday and a Half (26.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Let it all out for Craig Bellamy, the author of this week's questions!

All duly let out. Sorry about that, Craig.
1. Which nationalities have you had sex with, and how was it?
I'm hardly the UN. Let's just say that Polish was (and is) the best.

2. Are all races equal in every way?
No way. Some races are definitely better than others. Some inferior races, for example, require a baton to be passed from runner to runner, or for water obstacles and hurdles to be cleared.
3. Which accent in English do you like most and least?
I like my kids' accents, because they remind me that I'm from Dublin, and I hate my accent, for the same reason ('Gimme Munny' is cute from a three year old, not so cute from a thirty-three year old)
4. In heterosexual relationships who chooses whom, the man or the woman?
In proper heterosexual relationships, men choose nothing, and are there thanks to the grace and mercy of the woman.

5. Would you buy a second hand car from yourself?
It depends on the car. I know I'd tell myself the full story and point out all the detailos, and not just because I like myself.

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Keith Byrne:
('Gimme Munny' is cute from a three year old, not so cute from a thirty-three year old)
Especially if the 33 y.o. is waving a 6 inch blade:

gimme an A, gimme a B, gimme yer wallet!

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