Temat: Five for Friday, 27th September, 2013
Do you want to break free, and if so of what?
Check (mostly). I'd like to break free of the low-class dandruff on my shoulder in the checkout (kasa). Does it make the line/queue go faster to push ahead? Take two steps back, brutha. It's 2013. Lots of toilet paper to go around.
When you are in love with you beautiful woman is it 'hard'?
Erectile function: currently status quo thank you very much, suh! Now I will kindly thank you to take your leave!
If you have a racist friend, is it time for your friendship to end?
From what I know, our brains are wired to like people that that look like we look . You have to find your mother when you're little. I don't beef with someone over who they like or avoid. I'd spend chances on people about bigotry (and I'm prone to give lectures to the point people want to jump from the roof anyways). Gotta surf some people, especially morons, and some people have to surf me.
What's the name of the game?
You can read about it when you're coerced into publishing my manifesto.
Who the fuck is Alice?
She was the housekeeper in the 70s Hollywood sit-com "The Brady Bunch."