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Steve Jones Business English
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

The almost last one of the year... Questions this week come postumously from the mad, yet disturbed, genius of Ben Horler, otherwise known as Lars Von Bullshit.

1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?

2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?

3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?

4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?

5. What is your Achilles heel?
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Patrycja Sprawka

Patrycja Sprawka owner,
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1/ Opposite sex... They are simple, not envious, I can't imagine living without them. Word of women would be not fine :/
2/ The best - You are the woman of my life/ worst - you are ruthless (it isn't true, so it hurts)
3/ maybe a butterfly?
4/ a few drops of dreams, independence, happiness and some fire and storm :D
5/ losing my goals
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
Questions this week come postumously from the mad, yet disturbed, genius of Ben Horler, otherwise known as Lars Von Bullshit.
Rust in piece LvB
1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
Women are ugly and reek that's why they wear make up and perfumes.
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
something about brains and not only hehe
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
I'd show up disguised as one Joj Yambrick.
4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
'Indian Summer'
5. What is your Achilles heel?
I'm too good.Jarek A. edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.12.08 o godzinie 21:59
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Anna Boniecka-Matyjek

Anna Boniecka-Matyjek Senior Manager

Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1. Sense of locality, physical strength, why? because I don't have it :-) and simplicity (but in a good meaning).

2. 'If I were you I couldn't do anything but starring at myself in the mirror.'
I felt very embarrassed when I heard it and I think that's why I remember it so well.

3. I have a costume party on the New Year's Eve!!! Maybe mermaid? But how to dance? :-) I don't know what to wear really.

4. A smell of mine-the-right-one-man or the feeling when you are sure about being at the right time with the right person! :-)

5. Being perfectionist (sometimes too much)Anna Boniecka edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.12.08 o godzinie 20:43
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
The almost last one of the year... Questions this week come postumously from the mad, yet disturbed, genius of Ben Horler, otherwise known as Lars Von Bullshit.
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Another Internet addict unable to give the net. And a priceless source of genuine humour! :)

1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
Women are like Winamp. No matter which woman you date, that's still the same engine, the same software you know all too well... only the skin is different :)
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
The best: "you would make a good Waffen SS officer!"
the worst: "you are so sensitive, I sense a strong feminine particle in you"
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?

Well, I wish I had a chance to follow the master:

Obrazek


If no costume was avaiable, I would simply "rock the Ahmadinejad", ie wear a suit and an open-necked white shirt:

Obrazek


4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
Just smell the pussy, Lars & stop asking Suskind-like questions.

5. What is your Achilles heel?
Narcissism, too much self confidence, being a horrible poseur. Too lazy to work on it though.Adam L. edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.12.08 o godzinie 22:24
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Lidia K.

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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
Men are lazy and vain. Why? From my experience.
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
Hmm, someone compared me to Rosemary's baby (best and worst;)
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
A crocodile
4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
Fresh bread, it's always great
5. What is your Achilles heel?
a short fuse
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Kuba Nowak

Kuba Nowak creative

Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
The almost last one of the year... Questions this week come postumously from the mad, yet disturbed, genius of Ben Horler, otherwise known as Lars Von Bullshit.

Steve: The best GL photo I've seen so far.
Lars: Great questions. Must be the spirit of Christmas working. Or just the spirit.
1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?

A woman's work is never done.
...we seem to be better organized.
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?

"You talk like a cartoon character." I still don't get it.
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?

A corsair. I'm a simple man, with simple dreams of being a seaman.
4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?

It's a different scent in every experience. It can not be bottled.

...if it's not cheap deo, and the smell of a dumpster near the pub.
5. What is your Achilles heel?

Suggesting that I lie. Truth is important to me and such a suggestion can get me off tracks.
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

I think my achilles heel could be that bit at the back of my footDave Andrew edytował(a) ten post dnia 26.12.08 o godzinie 01:16
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Steve Jones

Steve Jones Business English
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Dave Andrew:
I think my achilles heel could be that bit at the back of my foot

Probably!

How about answering the other 4 questions?

C'mon Davey boy!! :))Steve Jones edytował(a) ten post dnia 27.12.08 o godzinie 11:21
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Małgorzata D.

Małgorzata D. pasja

Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
Negative - Men are schematic and can think about one thing at a time (most often it's sex).
Opposite - They are different than we, women, are; and they try to understand us though :)

2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
My 2-year-old man in the morning (before I had my coffee which makes me look at least normal, not like a monster): 'Mas slicne włosy' (your hair is beautiful), which was really touching while my hair was a total mess.
And the worst - 'you're so logical'... and, as a woman, i hate being logical... ;)
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
Galadriel, the elvish queen from 'TLOTR'. So beautiful and mysterious.

4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
Hmmm... Mystery, fire, warmth, whisper...

5. What is your Achilles heel?
The left one ;) And seriously - listening about technology.. just can't focus and start thinking about cooking or other things :)
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
The almost last one of the year... Questions this week come postumously from the mad, yet disturbed, genius of Ben Horler, otherwise known as Lars Von Bullshit.
Merry x-mas btw ;)
1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
they are weak cowards...
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
no idea..
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
a cookie
4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?

friendship, trust, honesty, longing and safety

5. What is your Achilles heel?

memory
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Jarek A.:
I'd show up disguised as one Joj Yambrick.
Jarek being big-hearted and generous: it must be a normal day in the universe.

It's mutual :)
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?

No matter how bad your experience with men has been, there's always someone who can still make you smile.

2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?

I pay no attention to compliments, but I like to hear my English is pretty good.

3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?

An elf.

4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?

Burning logs in a fireplace, and a bit of sherry.

5. What is your Achilles heel?

I find it harder and harder to cope with failure.
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Tomasz Biniecki

Tomasz Biniecki Ninja

Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
Sex is a rubbish, drinking rules! Less hangover next morning lol.
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
I will not go with you for a drink as I like to enjoy my drinks.
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
Tie, tongs and be a party boy.

4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
Boss classic - it already smells sweat!
5. What is your Achilles heel?
I don't make long lasting relations with people.
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
I'd show up disguised as one Joj Yambrick.

Technical advice: Show up two hour hours late, wear a grin like you own the place.
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Kudos Amy. Will do.

I'll also try to actually OWN the place. :)
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Sylwia Łubkowska

Sylwia Łubkowska Nauczyciel oraz
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angielskiego

Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

Steve Jones:
The almost last one of the year... Questions this week come postumously from the mad, yet disturbed, genius of Ben Horler, otherwise known as Lars Von Bullshit.

1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?

I'm fascinated by men's technical and problem-solving skills and their sense of direction.

2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?

He he, I don't think the best one's for anyone's ears ;)
Worst? I don't remember. Sorry, it's hardly better than a Y/N question, I know! ;))

3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?

I'd dress up as Mrs Kaczyńska during her visit in Japan.

4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?

vanilla and lime.

5. What is your Achilles heel?

Relationships.
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1. What postive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
Positive: men are generally good at all the technical stuff, driving, etc.
Negative: work is the most important part of their life.

2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
Best - that I have a sexy mind.

3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
A witch. Not much to be added.

4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
Bergamot.

5. What is your Achilles heel?
Sense of direction. *sigh*
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Anna A.

Anna A. Product Manager,
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Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1. What positive/negative generalization would you make about the opposite sex from your experience and why?
-Men can't admit they were wrong, even if it's obvious.
+ but they aren't concerned about details and don't create problems
(in spite of almost every woman...)
2. What was the best or worst compliment you ever had?
Worst: Once man told me that I'm like a sister for him... (he wasn't like brother for me)
Best: that my eyes are like a piece of heaven :)
3. If there was a costume party and you could dress as anything you wished what would you wear?
I'd like to be the mother-nature.
4. If sex has a smell what scents would you use to bottle it into a perfume?
It should smell like the air after the storm.
5. What is your Achilles heel?
Definitely I talk too much.
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Arleta Konopacka

Arleta Konopacka szukam;)

Temat: Five for Friday (26.12.2008)

1.

Big kids doing kids' things but with fabuluos sense of humor.

2.

"You should earn money on these things."

3.
skyscraper or a red spot

4.
a smell of hair after a walk in the rain

5.
sometimes too lazy to do great things
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