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Steve Jones Business English
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

3. What's the speed of dark?

4. How can there be self-help groups?

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!
:)

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
The first one, I guess.

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
Really? I haven't noticed it before.:)

3. What's the speed of dark?
It's a fast bitch.
4. How can there be self-help groups?
The same as self-government.

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
Effing many.

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
Hahah:)
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Monika Śliz

Monika Śliz Marketing

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
I don't have a problem with this, but I think first one

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
good question! :P because they are using somebody or something what is more used than sth or sb is used in other things? :P ok, I lose my way of thinking in this sentence :P

3. What's the speed of dark?
Some PC game? :D:D:D

4. How can there be self-help groups?
I have never drumed in this case...

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
I don't really understand what are you asking for? :P

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
Oh, I forgot it's today... What a shame...
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!
Thankee, thankee! :)
1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
Looking into their eyes when I'm telling...there's a pragmatic component to that, however. It's not the most polite thing in the world to maintain constant eye contact with anyone, in general, and particularly in communications with some culture groups, Native Americans, for example. In fact, I would wonder if someone had acquired a brain injury if they do that - never avert their gaze, etc.

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
Because they all wear beards.

3. What's the speed of dark?
Usain Bolt of Jamaica ran a +/- 9.6 in the 100m.

4. How can there be self-help groups?
Because health care experts/accountants at insurance companies say it works well, and then they don't have to reimburse real experts for the same tx on an individualized basis.

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
I'll put my answer upside down at the end of my post so others can "enjoy" the question. :)

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
I never knew what that meant. I'm grateful he lived. They needed him at the time, and I'm grateful and respectful of other religious mover's lives. I may or may not worship them, but I'm grateful for them. How many of us here would have existed, and more importantly, how many of those we love would have ever been born if they hadn't? They were great men and women, and one thing leads to another.

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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

It really makes no difference, as long as one of us is chewing something.

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Because it is software developers who normally end up as drug dealers. And vice versa.

3. What's the speed of dark?
1268 batmans/jiffy

4. How can there be self-help groups?
Good questions. Let me think about that and get back to you.

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
Yes

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
Yes. The best hippie that ever lived.a n d r z e j C. edytował(a) ten post dnia 02.04.10 o godzinie 18:26
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Hyesun Yang

Hyesun Yang SCM Coordinator

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

I guess the first one. But not neccessarily difficult.

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?


I don't think drug dealers nor sw developers call their clients 'users', it's what society call them.

3. What's the speed of dark?


Counterpart of speed of light? ;-P

4. How can there be self-help groups?

Why not?
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

Huh?

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?

Well, I guess religous holidays are lonsing its religious meanings. Who actually thinks of lord-dies-for-us-people? Decorating eggs, having time together with family, traditional dishes are more meaningful even when your spring egggs in the basket are blessed by priest. It's big part of culture that people have created not lord Jesus Christ.
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David R.

David R. Teacher, Buckingham
English

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!
Gracias!
1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
That's complicated. It's probably better to make sure you don't say anything important to anyone that's the same height as you. Then you don't need to bother too much with the eye thing.
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
I think people in hospitals and others using government services are often called users too,
3. What's the speed of dark?

Seven miles an hour?
4. How can there be self-help groups?

Well you get self-raising flour, so why not?
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

This sound like bollocks to me
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6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
If you believe that shit then Lord help you
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
it all depends on the person and situation but initially i would say looking into sb's eyes when telling them how i feel

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
is it?

3. What's the speed of dark?
i wish i knew

4. How can there be self-help groups?
normal, people gather and help each other

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
1st time-5
2nd time-7

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
yeah:/ 'moja wina, moja wina, moja bardzo wielka wina' :/ yuck!
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Anna Żylińska

Anna Żylińska mFaktoring, Senior
Specialist

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
the first one, talking about my feelings and paying attention to the eye contact (which I usually don't do) would be propably difficult.
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
How about condoms? are you a user or a customer? :)
3. What's the speed of dark?
A name of a drug? or a pc game? or other name for diarrhoea?
4. How can there be self-help groups?
Well, people who are proud of their achievements want to share with others, seekeng desperately for help. So it's either way self helping: the proud ones get satisfaction, the seeking ones get help and everyone is happy :)
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

How can you deal with order of operations without pemdas? that' s illogical. Besides I don't know what Fs is.

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?

no, no matter who he was and he was simply tortured and murdered.How could I be glad?
But as a great beginning of christianity, this death caused so many other deaths, so much pain and suffer for other people but also joy and hope. Would it be better if Jesus never existed? Some other Jesus would appear and die for us. Religions is what people must have to exist, to enjoy in life and to fight for.
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Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
Music Producer, AVID
Certified Instru...

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
If I don't know the person well, the 2nd one.
Because sometimes some people are having the discomfort when you do that.
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
Drug dealers: to give the impression that it's not a bad thing to sell that shit

Software developers: because the software is not edible and they are not sold eternally. We are just "allowed" to use them until they expire.
3. What's the speed of dark?
It changes with the season
4. How can there be self-help groups?
Easily
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
It depends on Mr. Fred.
I wouldn't give any Fs. What's wrong with D?
6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day
No I am not.
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
It makes no difference.
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

'User' is part of the economists' slang too.
3. What's the speed of dark?
Constant since light is the variable.
4. How can there be self-help groups?
Everything is possible.

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
none
And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
nope
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
The latter.
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
Cos all the others call call their clients 'prey'.
3. What's the speed of dark?
It's the opposite of the speed of a cat falling down from a 12 storey building with a lit torch attached to its tail.
4. How can there be self-help groups?
Ever watched Prison Break? Mike and the gang were helping agent Don Self...
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
7
And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
Not for him I'm not.
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Małgorzata D.

Małgorzata D. pasja

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
First, I wanted to write it's easy both ways but then, well, I think it depends on the person I'm talking to. But generally, I'm the one who stares...

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
No, not only them!... Only them?

3. What's the speed of dark?
The answer is hidden somewhere in 'the lord of the rings'. I keep on reading and haven't found yet.

4. How can there be self-help groups?
Don't you know the phrase 'help yourself'? :)

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
6?

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
As Joj said, I also don't know what it really means/meant. But I admire him (I mean Jesus... not Joj.. well..Joj, a little bit..). I also don't like such questions and the pressure of answering with all the deep thoughts and feelings out loud.
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Andrzej S.

Andrzej S. Krok za krokiem, do
przodu.

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

First one.
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

maybe others sell stuff that shouldn't be actually used...
3. What's the speed of dark?

Elizabeth Moon might know.
4. How can there be self-help groups?

Just because. The help though, might get kind of tricky.
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

3 - FFF
And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?

I don't really care. But! I am all good with it as long none makes me wake up at 5 am the other day to celebrate his resurrection at 6 am.

Zombie Jesus day... wheeeeee :P
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into
someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
WHATEVER ;)
2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
They simply know what kind of s**it they're selling...
3. What's the speed of dark?
in Polish we call it "czas zimowy".
4. How can there be self-help groups?
:) don't know yet...
5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

I don't know what does "Fs" mean... :(
6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?
Maybe he could solve it better by letting people to kill themselves- sooner or later it's obvious to happen...
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Tatiana S.

Tatiana S. Managing Partner

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!
Thanks! I'm feeling monosyllabic today :S

1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

Neither.

2. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Coincidence?

3. What's the speed of dark?

Define "dark".

4. How can there be self-help groups?

People will gather for all silly reasons.

5. In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?

Two?

And a bonus question (from Steve):

6. Are you glad that our lord Jesus Christ died for our sins on this day?

Whose lord?
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Rafał Wołk

Rafał Wołk I'm not arrogant,
you're just offended
by my confidence.

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Tatiana Saternus:
>

3. What's the speed of dark?

Define "dark".

oh geez.. why must you always turn everything into a racial issue ;)
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Tatiana S.

Tatiana S. Managing Partner

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Rafal Wolk:
Tatiana Saternus:
>

3. What's the speed of dark?

Define "dark".

oh geez.. why must you always turn everything into a racial issue ;)
Haha I knew you'd get it :)
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Rafał Wołk

Rafał Wołk I'm not arrogant,
you're just offended
by my confidence.

Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Tatiana Saternus:
Rafal Wolk:
Tatiana Saternus:
>

3. What's the speed of dark?

Define "dark".

oh geez.. why must you always turn everything into a racial issue ;)
Haha I knew you'd get it :)

hey... you want something "off color"? hehe... just for ya...


Obrazek
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Temat: FFF 2.04.2010

Thanks to Rafal Wolk for these!

:)!

1.It is always difficult when we are lying.
2. because one and second they want to use life to the full, but they... only want
3. 0,00 m/s
4. Where two or three have come together in my name...
5. I don't want to be in the class of Mr Fred.

He died, but He rose from the dead. How not to be pleased with it?
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