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1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?
2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?
3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Temat: FFF 12.02.2010

Steve Jones:
1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

When a swordsman cries, the heads will fall.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

I ask myself how come you project manager started a project without revising resources. Then I cry help.

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A a steaming hot liver?

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

I think hemo must be related to veins or blod rather than hemisphere.

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Somehow, they all appear to be in my linkedin network anyway.Jacek Kotowski edytował(a) ten post dnia 12.02.10 o godzinie 13:14

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

Yes... It's the sign of helplessness.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

That's why it is good to always have a tissue in your handbag...

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Egg ;)

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Too philosophical for me... :/

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Can't think off certain example... I surprise myself everyday, so I guess it is possible...

Temat: FFF 12.02.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

No, it's a sign of a very potent onion!

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

wouldn't you like to know!

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

sliced pizza!!! [could someone explain to me why some pizza places in Poland don't sell pizza by slices? or better yet, how come some pizzas here come with the sauce on the side?]

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Because then you wouldn't be a Proctologist, you'd be an Astronaut

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Yes, plenty of times, I remember this one time... but I don't think it'd be appropriate to share this on a public forum

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

thanks :)

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

nope.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

it depends, what do I have in my pockets? what's left from the last roll (u can use the roll itself by ripping the layers off, one by one) etc.... :))

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

no idea...

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

I hope I'll never find out..

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

unfortunately, yes...

Temat: FFF 12.02.2010

Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

Thanks Tatiana!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

not at all - crying may be manifestation of many other emotions

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

first of all - I try not to use public toilets
secondly - I would check that before
thirdly - I usually carry a pack of tissues in my pocket

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I don't find it the best thing at all..
bottled beer >_> (there goes)

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

It really is strange considering both come from deep space >_>
let's rather stick to meteorites ..

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

oh yea... >_> happens to me all the time

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Steve Jones:

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

when I can't help myself crying and I realize I have no control over my body; yep, in this specific situation the answer is yes.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

Remind me please...who invented this question;P?
Does she/he have problems with that?;)

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

sliced meat;)?

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

it's a real quandary...;)

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

yep, a few times, but the result was surprisingly nice:)

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

No.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

You can always use your knickers and then go without them...

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Anything was better than sliced bread.

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

No idea but I'm sure a goblet of good wine will help us both to solve the mystery, T.

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Never.

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

No, I don't.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

I dial 111, if you know what I mean.

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Perforated toilet paper.

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

I don't, actually. I call it asteroid.

5. Have you ever grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Yeah. The breakfast was really awkward.

Temat: FFF 12.02.2010

Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

It's a sign that the accumulated emotions are releasing.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

Check the cabin next to mine.

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Bread.

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

They're equally useless.

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Do bears shit in the woods? Duh! That was the main event of 99,9% parties at Uni.

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

No, sometimes it is even a good sign.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

I always first - check the toilet paper. But it happens very often in my own toilet.

>> 5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when

they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Yes, but it was rather funny situations.

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!
thx Tat!:)
1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

not really, you may simply show your emotions. however, one may feel very weak when they feel they have no conrol over a given situation...

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

gosh hope this will never happen 2 me!
btw, depends what kind of "business"...:)there are 2 options...:)

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

don't eat bread:)

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

sorry, will not even bother to answer!:)

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

don't recall, but if I did I hope now this person is super rich!:)

btw, happy Valentine dear Anglo members:)

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

>
Thanks! These are nice :)

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

not really. but it becomes one when crying is the only reaction for any critics. It' just neurotic to me.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

I always do have a tissue with me. Never forget to take it - I'm too scared to experience this situation.

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Almost everything was better - sliced bread is just a waste of food to me :)

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Why do we call it the way we do- no clue.

I don't know which is better: to leave it as it states in the question or to have an ass in the hemisphere and an asteroid in your ass
to have an ass in the hemisphere- would propably mean that were all f*cked and
to have an asteroid in your ass would propably mean the same but ...a bit more personal :)Or to have a gargantuan hemorrhoid, like a space size one that really prevent taking the vertical position :)

Well, a bit of Friday's reflection

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

No and hope that won't ever happen to me. Spooky thing..

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

Thank you Tatiana :)

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

Depends if people use it against you or not. But itself... is a relief. But it's better to cry only in presence of those who are trustworthy.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

Use a napkin :P And after make fuzz about it...

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Backpack :)

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

NO idea :) Do you know, Tatiana?

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Once or twice :)

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Thankee, thankee :)
1. No. I'm seeing mental arousal. Why. Too cold outside and you're boss is a jerk? hmmm what else is wrong? Passion? Not weak. Space occupying lesion? Not. Lose your match? Weak. Didn't get the class at the time you wanted it? Weak. Seizure? Not Pain? Not...

2. Wow. I'll have to ask Geeves what we would do. I seem to recall a funny incident when he was brushing my teeth. Something about the "paste" (?) being "empty." (?)(of course, it wasn't funny at the time). hee

3. I dunno but I'm buying the other bread answers. When I came back from there and made a sandwich here I took a bite and "ble..." Felt like I was eating ham and marshmallow. :)

4. Good point :))) But I'm buyinng what Jacek K wrote.

5. Grabbed? C'mon. I've hurt someone. My brothers and I were playing a combination football, rugby, American football game in the snow. No rules except for field boundaries. We shuffled feet in the snow to make lines. We played. We finished. It was dark. I took my glasses off for the steam. But I saw someone shuffling feet. I ran to a tree. Next tree. Next tree. He saw me. I ran at him, I got airborne, and I hit him into next week. I was sideways. It was a senior-citizen neighbor who was just trying his new cross-country skis. That shouldn't have to happen to good people. I apologized, of course. I'm a gentleman, after all.

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Steve Jones:

Hi, no changes?

Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

Tatiana, you are famous alrady, but from now...

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

I've always preferred "rebel yell" than "crying in the rain"

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to > discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

Are you rea(r)lly interested in my real(r) answer?

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sharp knife, I suppose

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

The jet seats the difference

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

All the previous women.

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Thanks Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

Could be... It could be a lot of things: an expession of loss of a loved one; a way to get attention or one's own way; too much stress. I probably cry about once every 2 years, so I should be OK now for the next 18 months or so...

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

Well, so long as nobody turned the light out before you finished the job, you could always say "could have been worse!"

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

The wheel.

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Interesting connexion.

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Of course, I only wish I still had the motivation. Instead, now I try and meet people through goldenline :/

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

thx

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

Depends on how artistic it is.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to
discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

I would ask myself "What would Brian Boitano do?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdyex8bXGo

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Bread, and still it is :P

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Cuz it would be terribly stupid if the dinosaurs were all killed by a hemorrhoid.

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, &
when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Yeah, once it was it was even a sculpture. j/k

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Steve Jones:
Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

No, it's a sign of being in touch with your emotions. I respect and empathise with people who cry.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

If it's a toilet with a washbasin in the same room, I use soap and water.

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A loaf of bread.

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Would you rather have an asteroid in your ass? ;))

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Yeah ;) But much more often I'd stare at people not being sure if I know them or not and if so, where from, and if I should say 'hello'. I wonder which is more embarrassing ;)

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Thanks to Tatiana Saternus!

Good ones, T.! :)

1. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness?

I don't think so, it just means you are able to show your emotions.

2. You finished your business in a public toilet only to discover that there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

If I did not check before I started my business, then, well, I use tissues which I always carry with me.

3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

tea bags ;)

4. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

I have no idea, and I am sure I don't want to know,

5. Have you every grabbed someone thinking you know them, & when they turned around it wasn't who you thought it was!

Fortunately, I didn't