пропозиції роботи
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How does an elephant get down from a tree?________________________________________
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Keith
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Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn!_________________________________________
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
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With a blue elephant gun________________________
What's grey and comes in pints?
Keith
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an elephant's thingy_____________________________
What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
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A mouse going on holiday_______________________
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
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So they can hide in a patch of raspberries------------------------------------------
How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
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You can see the footprints in the butter_____________________________________________
Btw you got the last one wrong.
The answer is to hide in cherry trees
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What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
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A native eating cherries------------------------------
(I heard the raspberry version)
Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
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Because if it was small, white, and smooth, it would be an aspirin (?)__________________________________
What should you do to a blue elephant?
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Cheer it up.-----------------------------
Why don't elephants ride a bikes?
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Because they are rather large, don't have hands and lack the nesessary skills generally_________________________________
How do you know if an elephant is under your bed?
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check if the closet is empty------------------------------
How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?Anna Piątkiewicz edytował(a) ten post dnia 22.08.08 o godzinie 15:49
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Anna Piątkiewicz:
check if the closet is empty
The ceiling is very close.
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How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?
By the smell of peanut butter on its breath
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What would you say if you saw an elephant wearing sunglasses?
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nothing. you will not recognize him-------------
How do you get an elephant in a matchbox ?
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Take the matches out first.-----------------------------
What did the river say
when the elephant sat in it?
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