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Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

It's about a poor grandma and her will to feed birds.
Because she forgot to put out some seeds the other day, birds came with anger and destroyed cars and balconies they found around the area.
Ok, not really.
Story is like this:

Mrs Coton, who has been putting food out for the bluetits [yes, there are such birds called bluetits. No, their tits aren't blue. Besides they don't have tits)], starlings and sparrows in her garden for 20 years, was warned that she could face legal action from her local council if she does not desist from feeding the "feral" birds

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabouttha...

She might face a prosecution for feeding birds in her little garden. Weird.
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Lidia K.

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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

Prosecuting a 80-year-old woman is ridiculous.
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ilter K.:
yes, there are such birds called bluetits. No, their tits aren't blue. Besides they don't have tits.
I wonder if it were different if they had tits.
Anyway, what`s the point of feeding something without tits?
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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

Violetta P.:
ilter K.:
yes, there are such birds called bluetits. No, their tits aren't blue. Besides they don't have tits.
I wonder if it were different if they had tits.
Anyway, what`s the point of feeding something without tits?

Are bluetits in any way related to blue balls? There is a quick fixer upper for a case of blue balls.
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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

I wish my neighbors would stop feeding the fucking pigeons. They like to sit on the windowsill and crap on it.

The birds, not the neighbors.

It reminds me of a song by Phoebe Buffet:
Love is sweet as summer showers, love's a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh your love, your love
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart
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Bernd Schreckenberg

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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

The old lady living opposite likes to burn their garbage and leaves in the garden, just like everyone else in this neighbourhood. Sometimes it's so much smoke in the air you can't see or breathe. Straz miejska came one day over and that old hag discusses furiously with those guys for half an hour before putting the fire out. A couple of days later she burned the shit again.
Do old people need punishment? Well, looks like they sometimes just ask for it. Just because of their age they are not free from laws and rules. Unfortunately the law enforcement in Poland lacks big time :(
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My sister didn't feed any birds and her balcony is full of sh... This happens each time when she leaves flat for couple of days. They get agressive and ungry after each cleanning and cause 'double income' in revenge.

This occurs whe once you say: poor bird as babies. Let her stay for a while until babies grow up. They could pay for chemicals and service at least ;)))
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Magdalena Natalia Wiśniowska

Magdalena Natalia Wiśniowska Recruitment Manager
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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

i wish there were no pigeons in warsaw..
sorry, but the over-eating and over-feeding by all the adorable moher-grandmas means me cleaning my balcony once a month, GOD DAMN IT!

if i wouldn't clean it my bALCONY would look like my neighbor's on the left who is almost never there so the pigeons decided to call his balcony their home, which means me waking up at 4 a.m. to show the birds my middle finger cos they yell/scream/make love/other stupid things on that particular balcony at that particular time of night.

and you know what;s even funnier?

pigeons are protected in Warsaw - how lame is that!?
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Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

Pigeon lofts are pain.
Thank God, the ones in my area are not very close.
But I also feed birds, never seen anyone (edit: "any of them", I mean) getting close to houses though, they're all the time on the trees and in the silent corners of the
garden(s).ilter K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 10.12.08 o godzinie 14:25
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Gifford Chrétien

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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

I don't remember the last time I was interested in what was happening on the street and in the real world. Nowadays I spend most of my time either at work or at home, and it seems that I just need some way to spend my free time.
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John Morrow

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Temat: Don't feed birds, they can destroy your property

At least start going for walks. Perhaps this will be the best solution for your leisure time. As for me, I am currently actively gambling. Since I found the site https://casinosanalyzer.com/casino-software/Woohoo, I've been constantly playing different and new games, as well as discovering new online casinos, which often provide more profitable bonus programs.
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