Temat: Cytaty o logistyce, anegdoty, kawały

Witam!
Czy ktoś z Was zna jakieś śmieszne kawały, anegdoty, czy cytaty z dziedziny logistyki??

Temat: Cytaty o logistyce, anegdoty, kawały

Jak robiłem szkolenie dla pewnego Pana i powiedziałem aby myszką klikną w prawym górnym rogu ekranu to wziął myszkę (urządzenie) i w tym miejscu je przyłożył :)

Drugi jak poprosiłem o przesunięcie myszki do góry to ją podniósł :o

Temat: Cytaty o logistyce, anegdoty, kawały

ja znam pewna anegdotke ktora mi sie przytrafila.

robilem wysylke na wegry, auto podstawial klient, w zwiazku z tym mial wersje wegierska CMR. wszelkie dane klienta i towaru byly przekazane do dzialu logistyki

Dyrektor logistyki w firmie z ktora wspolpracowalem, a jest to ogromna spolka przyszedl do mnie z pytaniem - Jak i kto ma wypelnic CMR. Rece mi opadly i przygotowalem im WZOR wypelniania CMR

dodam ze cmr byla rowniez w wersji angielskiej, bo wegierski to malo kto zna :)

Pozdrawiam
Bartek

Temat: Cytaty o logistyce, anegdoty, kawały

Moze byc troche swinski no, ale nie znam normalnych ludzi pracujacych w tym zawodzie... Z pozdrowieniami dla Wszystkich Spedytorow;-)))

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin.


"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to
me.


Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.


Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.


Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss
him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Freight Forwarder. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Temat: Cytaty o logistyce, anegdoty, kawały

Koleżanka kiedyś na zleceniu podjęcia kontenera flat dała opis - suchy i szczelny ;)