Temat: Anglosphere meeting 15th August:
Do I still have to sign in here? Oh what the hell,
I, Keith Byrne, being of reasonably sound mind and dodgy body, do hereby solemnly avow to attend the Anglosphere meeting in Warsaw on Friday, August 15th, or at least go to a place with a lot of English speakers. I undertake to get my round in, as long as nobody acts the goat and orders a Johnny Walker Black, or a ocktail with about four different spirits in it. I uphold to be present at any place the meeting will be, unless I feel too old, or there are too many teenage girls there, as Mrs. Byrne won't be too happy when the photos go online. I understand my rights are not affected by this statement, and I am under no obligation whatsoever to enjoy myself. I also declare that, if I have a bit to drink, I might try it on with that Tatiana, as she's a bit fit!