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Tatiana Z. CAO @ Kontomatik
Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was
born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money
and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies,
and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an
example of a heroic couple.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote
Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote
Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress.
Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklinnwere to 2 singers of
the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by
rubbing two cats backward and declared, "a horse divided against itself
can not stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
Abraham Lincoln was America's greatest precedent. Lincoln's mother died
in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own
hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation
Proclamation . On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the
theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in the moving
picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a
supposing insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large
number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he
kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the
most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half
German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was
calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.
