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Iceland, we told you to send cash not ash!
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

^^

Terrible misunderstanding has arisen from a translation error - Europe asked Iceland to return tonnes of cash, not ash...
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

Following the sad death of Polish President in the air crash, an official day of mourning has been declared for the Polish nation. therefore ALL hand car washes in the UK will be closed on Monday.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

and for the upcoming election in the UK:

I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcano Party. It's done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than Labour has done in the last 10 years!
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

Went to a midget's wedding recently. I didn't like him, just wanted to see if he vanished when he put the ring on.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

The sun is shining, it's really warm and there's not a cloud in the sky. No noise or pollution from planes flying overhead. Think I'll stroll down to the pub by the river for a cool pint or two... everyone's relaxed, the girls are in skimpy clothes and no cunt is asking me for donations.

I hope you're watching, Haiti, Chile, China, Pakistan.... This is how us white folks do a natural disaster!
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

What's the difference between the Iceland volcano and Cheryl Cole?

The volcano is still blowing ash.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

A girl just walked past me who was so pretty I forgot to look at her tits.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

The British Football Association is appealing to FIFA to have the name of the World Cup changed to 'AIDS'.

That way the England players might actually have a chance of bringing it back from South Africa.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

Your Mum is so dumb she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

My wife claims she's not that fat, but the picture I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

"Michael O'Leary of Ryanair goes into a Dublin pub and asks for a pint of Guinness.
"That will be one Euro please." says the barman.
"That's a very fair price." replies O'Leary.
"Would you like a glass with that sir?" asks the barman."Łukasz G. edytował(a) ten post dnia 28.04.10 o godzinie 14:40
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

This really ugly bird approached me in the pub last night. She said, "What would you say if I asked you to shag me?"

I replied as casually as possible, "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!"
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

I'm absolutely knackered from my French self-defence class last night.

I've never run so far in all my life.
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Daniel D.

Daniel D. Captain Morgan's
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Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

I was in Asda today with two full trolleys when a little old lady stood behind me with just a pint of milk so I said, “Is that all you’ve got love?” She replied, “Yes.” So I did the decent thing and told her, “If I were you I’d f*ck off to another till, I’m gonna be ages here!”
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

I was watching a porno and this girl managed to gag on the bloke's cock for up to five minutes at a time. Amazed by such a performance, I tried this with my wife and ended up killing her.

Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

I'm glad to see that the voting system works. I voted for no one, and no one won.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

What does a Paki girl dip into her tea?

Her moustache.
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Łukasz G.

Łukasz G. Senior Technical
Sales Manager w
Tripleplay Ltd.

Temat: dowcipy po angielsku

I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Women's FA Cup Final on?

I've already checked Cooking and Comedy...
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