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Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
ATI cards are like buses.They're big, red, and have bad drivers.
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Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA.In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?Subordinate clauses.
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- Name?- Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri.
- Sex?
- Four times a week
- No, no, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel...
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Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
W Walii i okolicach wszystkie informacje i ostrzeżenia podawane są po angielsku i walijsku. Tutaj przykład znaku, gdzie po walijsku czytamy: "Nie ma mnie teraz w biurze. Proszę przesłać wszelkie zlecenia do tłumaczenia". Ten post został edytowany przez Autora dnia 07.12.13 o godzinie 20:18
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One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a Police Station to report that his English wife was planning to kill him.The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"
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Andrzej
Ziemba
Impossible is
nothing...
Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
Asked a Chinese girl for her number.She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.
I said, Wow!
Then her friend said, She means 6663629.
Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
Andrzej Z.:
Asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.
I said, Wow!
Then her friend said, She means 6663629.
Takie rzeczy tylko w Erze...
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