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Temat: dowcipy po angielsku
What do bees do with their honey?They cell it.
Why did the ram run over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn.
What did the light say when it was turned off?
I'm delighted.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the elephant late for the plane?
Because he forgot his trunk.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go!
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got sick of the hole business.
If you ever stared at a can of orange juice because it says ‘concentrate,’ you might be a redneck.
