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Radek J. Nauczyciel, trener
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Dorota R.

Dorota R. Kadry i płace; HR;
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"I needed a password eight characters, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
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Nie wiem, czy było:

Why is Cinderella a bad basketball player?
Beacause she runs away from a ball
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Marcin Puzio

Marcin Puzio lektor i tłumacz

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Remember, when she cancels a date she has to. But... when he cancels a date he has TWO.
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Ewa P.

Ewa P. muzykolog, muzyk,
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A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread,

butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We dont. In the States, we only

eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,

transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence.

The American persists: "Dya eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and

chuckling). "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,

then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle

them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you ve used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Canadian: "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them,

melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."
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Coffe afterplease - kawe poprosze
Miss General - panie generale
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What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it

What did the light say when it was turned off?
I'm delighted.

Why was the elephant late for the plane?
Because he forgot his trunk.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go!
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Marek B.

Marek B. Sales Manager,
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New anti-depressant for lesbians:

Trycoxagain.
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-Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?
-Because 7-8-9.Krzysztof S. edytował(a) ten post dnia 16.10.11 o godzinie 14:54
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Michał M.

Michał M. Obracam się w
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Roses Are Red.
Violets Are Unicorns.
This Doesn't Make Sense.
Refrigerator.
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You say Bruno Mars, I say Guns'n Roses

You say Hannah Montana, I say Green Day

You say Owl City, I say Bon Jovi

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Queen

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Justin Bieber, I say Fuck You
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Benny K.

Benny K. Iluzjonista "Nie
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Teacher:
'Can u tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought
happiness & peace into people's lives?'

Student:
'smo-king, drin-king & fuc-king'
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Dorota R.

Dorota R. Kadry i płace; HR;
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Life is like penis- straight, soft, relaxed and hanging freely. And then... women make it hard.Dorota R. edytował(a) ten post dnia 04.01.12 o godzinie 18:56
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