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GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,

WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

TRUE STORY.

Artur N.

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I was shagging this bird over the kitchen table the other day when we heard the front door open. She said "quick, it's my husband, try the back door"
Thinking back I should have legged it but you don't get offers like that everyday.
Marek B.

Marek B. Sales Manager,
softnetSPORT

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My wife caught me hiding in the wardrobe...

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Narnia business" I replied.
Marek B.

Marek B. Sales Manager,
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The wife has been missing a week now

Police said to prepare for the worst....... So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

Artur N.

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Marek K.

Marek K. Freelancer. Szukam
współpracowników,
chcących dorobić,
pr...

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- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I`m Watt.
- What`s your name?
- Watt`s my name.
- Yes, what`s your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I`m Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?

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Marek B. Sales Manager,
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I never did make it as a dildo salesman.

Although saying to my customers "Thanks a lot, now go fcuk yourself!" maybe wasn't the best closing pitch.

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A man goes to the doctor... "I'm addicted to Twitter", he says... Doctor says: "I'm sorry, I don't follow you"

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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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She:
- Take off my shirt and put it on the table … now my bra … now take off my skirt and my panties …
He does everything he’s told.
She:
- Don’t you dare to wear my stuff ever more!

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How is called a man that has no: left eye, left ear, left hand, left ball and no left leg? – All right!
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.

I converted to Islam, and we're stoning the slag in the morning.
Beata Barbara O.

Beata Barbara O. "I never tried
quitting, and I
never quit trying."

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"Is that your ex?" "No, that's the biggest mistake of my life."

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