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1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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8. You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
9. People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
10. You wear black socks with sandals.
11. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
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12. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

13. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

14. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

15. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.

16. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

17. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
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* Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.

* Your spare tire is larger than your car's.

* Medicare states that you're too old for their coverage.

* A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.
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- You discover the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.

- You are often asked to give a personal account of the story of creation.

- Watching paint dry has a certain fascination.
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- At a party, you ask a girl if she's going to dance, because you want to sit on her chair.

- A PYT tells you she's got a new sports car, and your first question is "How's that for parking, then?"

- You see a young girl in a very short skirt, and think, "She must be freezing!"
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Wanda B.

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you say a lot:

"when I was young..."
"The young people today are..."
"the world is no longer what it was"
"Nowadays everything is going down"
"in my times..."
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Temat: Great truths about growing old

..but it't never too late for a PhD :}

A 91-year-old ex-colonel receives his doctorate from Cambridge University for creating an atlas of railway stations
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