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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?

This week's questions I made up myself!

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
5. Who would you like to thank?
Kasia M.

Kasia M. "Świat jest taki,
jaki myślisz, że
jest"

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
This week's questions I made up myself!
thanks Steve, well done :-D

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
camomile or nettle tea
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
I've no idea. if I find something, I'll edit my post :-D
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
I don't know. I've never read it. I don't even know whether I should be ashamed of myself or not. I've never finished "The Magic Mountain" of Mann, "The Deluge" of Sienkiewicz and "The Doll" of Prus :-D
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Josie Geller (Drew Barrymore) in "Never Been Kissed" or Andy Sachs (Anne Hathaway) in "The Devil Wears Prada"
5. Who would you like to thank?
my parents for my life, my son for my strength, my husband for my safety, my friends for their love and patience :-DKatarzyna Marszalec edytował(a) ten post dnia 18.06.09 o godzinie 23:18

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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?

This week's questions I made up myself!

O RLY?

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?

A mad dog. They do wonders :)
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).

They're ok. A useless invention is, umm, a butter knife. WTF?
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?

I have. Guess it's so long so that it would keep you through long, cold Russian nights, sat by the fire. Or something.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?

Ain't got a wand to wave (Jaaarek!) but I'd love to be Thelma. Or Louise.

5. Who would you like to thank?

I just got an Oscar? WOW!

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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?
Why not.
This week's questions I made up myself!
Thanks, Steve. :)
1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
Whatever you want. A Manhattan sounds good, though.
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks
On the kitchen theme...my juicer yields very poor volumes. Are they all like that?
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
(sound of crickets chirping in the Michigan night, blank stare): Dunno, and no. :)
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Any Charlton Heston character. We used to impersonate his over-the-top overacting and we would laugh. "DAMN YOOOOUUU!!!" Or. "soyLENT GREEN!" IT"S PEEEEPULLLL!"
5. Who would you like to thank?
Right now I want to thank this fish. It gave it's life for me to eat.
Arvind Juneja

Arvind Juneja Współtwórca @
Fangol.pl | Blogger
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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
This week's questions I made up myself!
cool ;)
1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
a nice cold coke ;)
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
hmmm useless? I would say "weekends".. as for me all days look the same ;)
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
not me...
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Jason Bourne..
5. Who would you like to thank?
you, for nice 5 ;)Arvind Juneja edytował(a) ten post dnia 18.06.09 o godzinie 06:17

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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
A gallon of buttermilk.

2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
Mustache guard.

3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
To make you visit cliffsnotes.com and I do.

4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Lester Burnham

5. Who would you like to thank?
The Academy
Urszula K.

Urszula K. Tłumaczenia
polsko-angielski/
Komunikacja
Wewnętrzna

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
Żubrówka with apple juice (or without juice).

2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
Windows Vista.

3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
I've heard about some mad people who actually read books such as "War and Peace" or "Moby Dick". Personally, I'm waiting for some medical reports announcing unhealthy effects of reading such monsters.

4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
At the moment I'd like to be a big foot from Monty Python's movies. But this changes with my mood and other circumstances. Right now I'm at work and I'd like to close several tasks in a way the big foot usually does.

5. Who would you like to thank?
My parents, my fiancé, my boss, you for nice questions, my teachers, and many, many others.

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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
Milk, you know you need your calcium!
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
H20 powder - just add water.
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
It's not long. It's thick. Figuratively and probably also literally. No one I know ever got further than the first 50 pages.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
John Holmes! Oh... you mean a movie character... Bugs Bunny.
5. Who would you like to thank?
Steve Jones for these questions.

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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Tatiana S.:
Ain't got a wand to wave (Jaaarek!)
Well I do, but I ain't sharin'!Jarek A. edytował(a) ten post dnia 18.06.09 o godzinie 08:29
Agnieszka Piasecka

Agnieszka Piasecka Ukraina, jeśli
krótko.

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?

This week's questions I made up myself!
Hmmmm :)
1. What would you like to buy me to drink?

Something very very relaxing so you would start to be yourself.
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).

Hmmm... a hard one. An electric car I have to charge 3 hrs.
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?

Not just know anyone who read it, but I read it myself, in polish in russian and in english, I have seen as well all movies.

It is long because it is not a cheap Harlequin Romance, but a drama settled in a true surroundings. It is about hope and hopelessness, love and unluck, great passion sitting somewhere hidden inside... but to get this, you would have to be the one of Slavic origins I guess. It is not an offence, it's more the matter of cultural diversity.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?

Natasha Rostova
5. Who would you like to thank?
President Woodraw Wilson for his naive and magic idea of free nations, due to which there is freedom and independence in this part of the world.
Alistair Maclean and the others for stories which do not bore me to death and make me believe that they are cultural guys with balls.
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
Music Producer, AVID
Certified Instru...

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Tatiana S.:
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).

They're ok. A useless invention is, umm, a butter knife. WTF?
You're getting on my nerves.
But the question is... you do it on purpose?
haha
Ilter K.

Ilter K. Business Developer,
Music Producer, AVID
Certified Instru...

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
Rakı
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
I think the chopsticks isn't an invention.
Hence, I can't tell.
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
The answer for the 1st Q: Probably for the ones who don't get it at first.
The answer fot the 2nd Q: Yes
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Clark Kent
5. Who would you like to thank?
My mom, like always.
yea, I'm boring.ilter K. edytował(a) ten post dnia 18.06.09 o godzinie 13:06
Sylwia Łubkowska

Sylwia Łubkowska Nauczyciel oraz
tłumacz j.
angielskiego

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?

This week's questions I made up myself!

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?

Beetle Juice.
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).


Obrazek


I don't even know what it's called, either in English or Polish. Usefulness factor very close to butter kife (well done, Tat!) ;)
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?

I don't know why wars are long but I'm thankful for the relative length of peace in the time and space of my dwelling. I hope it will be as long as can be.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?

Eve from the Wall-E movie


Obrazek


5. Who would you like to thank?

All Rabbit's Friends and Acquaintances ;)
Bernd Schreckenberg

Bernd Schreckenberg I am an experienced
teacher, with a
diverse background,
h...

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?

This week's questions I made up myself!

No shit? ;)
1. What would you like to buy me to drink?

Scotch. On the rocks or on tape, your call :P
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).

Ear-wax.
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?

a) because they rub each other the wrong way, b)no, but someone who fret it ;)
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?

The duk... er, no, dude!!


Obrazek


5. Who would you like to thank?

First of all the Pope for the grand chocolate of inspiration, then Mother Theresa, for her love keeps me up and not to mention my man Jesus for hanging out! You rock, man!!!


Obrazek

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Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?

This week's questions I made up myself!

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?

haha... just one? Let's start with a Altbier, then we can always move onto some Paulaner or ... well whatever they serve at the bar haha..
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).

Step stoole for dogs


Obrazek


shamwow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714

snuggie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqHSIiAXdSU

jeebz... the list goes on and on... haha... people love useless shit!
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?

I don't know... and yea
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?

Angelina Jolie's bra
5. Who would you like to thank?

God

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.
Have fun :)

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?
Yey!

This week's questions I made up myself!
Good for you!

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
Something wet and cold.
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
Snobbish cookery books.
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
I haven't read it yet so I can't answer.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Gandalf or Galadriel.
5. Who would you like to thank?
My grandparents, but I can't. I still can do that to my parents and I will.
And I did - to some teachers.
Anna A.

Anna A. Product Manager,
zakupy- stal
nierdzewna, produkty
długie

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.
So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?
I'm also busy tomorrow, so let it be ;)
This week's questions I made up myself!
Thanks!
1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
I wouldn't buy it, but I'd suggest zubrówka with sprite :P
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
fake fingernails...
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?
Because good story needs many pages! I still believe that some day I'll have time to read it! And my father read it few times...
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?
Helen, The Queen of Troy
5. Who would you like to thank?
My parents, for everything
Aleksandra P.

Aleksandra P. Specjalista HR

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

Steve Jones:
Yeah..It should be Friday but I'll be busy tomorrow evening at my language school's end of year party.

So, here we are: five for Thursday instead. And why not?
This week's questions I made up myself!

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
A huge cup of kwas chlebowy. You’re gonna need it tomorrow.
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).
Cell phone holder.

Obrazek

Useless and hideous.
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone
who's read it?
Beats me. I do.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character,
who would it be?
Marla Singer or Luisa Cortés.
5. Who would you like to thank?
All inventors who made our life easier.
Anetta M.

Anetta M. AKME-Alfa Sp. z
o.o./AKME-Beta Sp. z
o.o./AKME-Gamma Sp.
...

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?

Now? 6.40 in the morning? Apple+carrot juice. Very tasty!
2. Name a more useless invention than chopsticks (I was at a sushi restaurant yesterday and just couldn't cope!).

Most of the utilities I have in my kitchen cupboards. Can't recall when I used them...
3. Why is War and Peace so long? And do you actually know anyone who's read it?

Why so long? No idea. My mom claims she's read it.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and become a movie character, who would it be?

Snow White. The idea of living with seven dwarfs is kinda intriguing...;-)
5. Who would you like to thank?

Thank god it's the last question! :-))
Steve Jones

Steve Jones Business English
Trainer, Translator,
Proofreader

Temat: 5 for Thursday (18.06.2009)

1. What would you like to buy me to drink?
I wouldn't buy it, but I'd suggest zubrówka with sprite :P

Ah, come on! You're not that poor are you? ;P

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