Temat: Europeans ""get drunk to have sex"
Those of us who haven't got the nerve to ask directly for sex, even with the contents of half a brewery poured down our throats, must fall back on the good old-fashioned chat up lines.
Here's how it usually works for me:
Man “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man “Is this seat empty?”
Woman “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man “Your place or mine?”
Woman “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman “It’s in the phone book.”
Man “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman “Do Not Enter”
Man “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman “Then please leave me alone.”
Man “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the sexual diseases clinic.”
Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy"
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
Man “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman “Yes, but would you stay there?
But do I get downhearted?? Err... yeah, I do :(